Yiga Soldier: Hey, let's mess with Astor, guys!
Master Kohga: Hey, Astor, your momma so fat-
Astor: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Sooga: Well, uh- your dad-
Astor: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Sooga: The fuck-
Master Kohga: Well then...
Yiga Soldier: Stop, Master!
Master Kohga: Your grandparents so-
Astor: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Astor: You cannot best me, mortals.
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Breath of the Wild Incorrect Quotes (ft. Age of Calamity)
FanfictionIncorrect quotes including characters from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity. Be warned! Will include some mature content in certain quotes! Generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator Cover...
