Link: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Zelda, used to Link being dumb: Sure...
Link: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Zelda: Okay?
Link: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Zelda:
Link: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Zelda: Jesus, that one is a little-
Purah, interested: No, no, Link, keep going.
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Breath of the Wild Incorrect Quotes (ft. Age of Calamity)
FanfictionIncorrect quotes including characters from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity. Be warned! Will include some mature content in certain quotes! Generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator Cover...