Astor, after sneaking into Link's bedroom: Hey, wake up!
Link, half awake: Huh!?
Astor: I just murdered your entire family!
Link: ...But I live alone.
Astor: Huh? Then who are these people in your house???
Link: There's people in my house?
Astor: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could've died! You're welcome!
A/N: Who else has heard this on audio?
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Breath of the Wild Incorrect Quotes (ft. Age of Calamity)
FanficIncorrect quotes including characters from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity. Be warned! Will include some mature content in certain quotes! Generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator Cover...
