Im now... a speaker man? Huh. (Reader/author x skibidi toilet)

Where... where am i?

[pov: scientist toilet.]

I have decided to go scavenge for items dropped on the battlefield on our big battle.

"Gman. Im going to be taking my leave."

"Alright just be careful wont ya? They might be protecting whites body or something crazy."

"Ill make sure to be careful dont worry."

He then teleport away and onto the site he fought white with gman and red.

He could feel the fear make it onto his face.

He backs up a little.

"H-how..."

"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?"

He looks to see white.

Just standing there?

Im confused about such happenings and events occurring remembering my latest battle with him theres no way he would be out on the battlefield which means...

He taps white once.

And white just falls completely unresponsive.

"This could be a golden opportunity... if those bastards removed his memory card then id have a jackpot! If not however..."

He looks behind to see all the parts he could use...

"Not a big waste no matter what id say and reason."

He checks for his memory card lazily thinking there was no way they took his card.

But to his shock and surprise...

He had hit the jackpot.

There wasnt a memory card which means he could assign him a new one.

He bothered to check out his battle abilities card only to notice its still intact...

"this is perfect! This old scientist got so lucky..."

He would grab whites body and thee the upgrades now scrap and head to his base.

Gman upon seeing his dead enemy feared the worst at first then when the scientist explained everything made sense.

And now he lays white on a tinkering table preparing his tools to do what he does best.

"you will do wonderfully as our new hero..."

"Black."

And thus time passes.

Red got cocky and got defeated that fool...

Its fine he served his purpose anyway.

Delivering the REAL prize to me and only me!

After so long of remaking his weapons from scratch and remaking his body from the ground up...

I can finally tinker a little.

I first make him emp resistant because the alliance just LOVES shocking us...

Bastards.

Wait these "morale speakers" also have things that shock the user?

It seems to be remote controlled by a person named frost.

Interesting.

There's something else but these speakers are beyond me to be quite honest...

I couldnt figure iut how it was made and how it even managed to function...

I only picked up on the shocker and the button out of sheer luck...

I guess this will be a gamble.

Interesting truly who made this is an incredible talent to be sure...

Even more reason to add electric and emp resistance though so thats not a problem for me.

Then i add and give him all our knowledge of how the alliance acts...

Now i add counter-moves...

A litttllleee sparkle of better lasers custom made...

An enhanced blaster...

Better rocket legs...

A tiny tinny amount of explosive power...

Shin and arm guards...

Speaker protection...

Titan cameramans core defense would be dandy...

Adding speakers to the sides of his core...

Adding an ability to use fire from his core...

Increase the quality of his speakers...

Give him the ability to teleport using tv technology...

Give him better clothes...

I make him put on a black shirt and navy blue pants.

Honestly.

The amount of white he had on is concerning.

I pour my power and gmans power along with a bunch of backup power from the dead red into his core...

Making it fully black.

I reinsert a memory card which is filled of false fake but happy and comrade worthy moments between us.

I reactivate him.

He looks at his hands.

"Where... Where am i?"

Yes...

His complete.

[pov: black.]

I wake up to see one of my only friends in this damned place.

"scientist? Is that you bro?"

"yes its me."

I sit upright with my feet dangling from the operation table.

"thanks for the save, Titan cameraman and plunger had me at my wits end there..."

"bother not mentioning it. For thats what comrades are for no?"

"yea i guess so"

I smile at him.

He smiles back.

"wait! what about gman?? Is he okay? He took a nasty hit to the head for me... That damned camera titan..."

"its alright i took care of him and now his upgrading so don't worry"

"phew..."

I smile a little as i look at him.

"look at mr. Hero again saving us all the time"

"oh please. Thats your job... Ill be in my lab if you need anything im fixing gman"

"good luck and tell him i said get better soon!"

And like that he left.

Its alright but holy if scientist wasnt there i could have...

Doesn't matter.

As long as i have someone who is as dependable as he is covering my back and helping me...

Theres no way we will lose.

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