Im now... a speaker man? Huh. (Reader/author x skibidi toilet)

Investigation. Day 1. (Episode 36.5)

Oh boy.

Im gonna have too much fun using my ahem "advanced interrogation tactics" on this little shit.

He has done nothing but be a pain in the ass and im gonna flush him myself if i fucking have to.

Too bad hq needs him alive so he stays.... For now.

The second were done with him im disposing of him my damn self we have 2 days to deal with him knowing gman will probably come at the 3 day mark because were so far away from the battlefield.

It took me and titan speakerman 3 days and were both double his speed but we dont know his upgrades and what they can be so we cut the time in half just incase.

We strap him to a chair tight and uncomfortable.

Good.

I get into my small form and my teammates leave the room not before telling me to go ham of course but plunger is there to record incase of anything.

"Speak up stupid. I wont be playing nice with you. By the time your done here you will wish you were singing your stupid little song at your base."

He says and i quote...

Brrr skibidi skibidi.

Roughly translates to "i am not a rat."

Oh to disagree.

I scream in his face as loud as i can again and only stop when i can tell he is about to start losing his hearing.

Then i charge and shoot a blast right next to him making a small crater and black smoke.

"That will be you if you dont answer and you do know how 'valuable' your pathetic life is?"

He answers with total silence.

"So? What is it? The skibidi dont get upgrades and cut short of all advancement or a we get a bunch of lowly details from a stupid stubborn and hopeless bastard who wont ever matter."

He stays silent.

"ANSWER ME."

He finally responds.

"I hate you so much."

"Glad to know its mutual i dont want filth like you to like me."

He looks angered.

"So?"

He looks as if he is really contemplating the choice.

"Damn selfish bastard cutting your team of all its possible advancements and breakthroughs because you want to be 'loyal.' You lost the loyalty trait the minute you were a skibidi."

He stays silent.

The silence is defeaning.

I decrease my cannon to its lowest power point enough for massive pain but not death.

"Woah hey calm down white! White calm yourself!" Plunger tries to talk sense into me but i dont hear it.

I shoot him in the face and he roars in pain.

"SPEAK UP DAMN BASTARD."

The room shakes a bit and the toilet flinchs.

"What are you even trying to find!"

He raises his voice at me so i smack him violently.

"I ASK QUESTIONS HERE NOT YOU."

I blast him again.

His on the brink.

"Just kill me already..."

Of course a coward like him wishs for death at its door.

"My expectations for you wasnt high yet you still smashed through it like a damn anchor."

He stays silent.

I punch him 56 times in the face repeatedly.

As soon as he is about to die from my punchs i stop and look him in the eyes.

And then i roar so loud the world went white for him and he passed out.

Plunger watchs in shock as he pretty much never saw me angry annoyed at worst but he knew he had to restrain me before i killed him so he threw a plunger on my head.

i stopped and looked at him.

"Sorry you had to see that but that scum. Hasnt caused us anything but trouble."

Plunger nods in understanding and we reinforce his shackles, baseplate and head chains for good measure and put noise canceling glass on his mouth just incase he tries being funny.

That was it for day 1.