Ughhh...
Where the actual fuck am i?
I look around to see the alliance members surrounding me in what looks like sleepover poses...
Is plunger sleeping on the fucking lights?
Is that brown using a painting as a cover up for a blanket???
...
Do i even WANNA know how tv woman and speaker woman are using a tv as a cover?
No its literally a samsung LG 10 or something like holy...
Wait they played a fireplace 10 hour loop on it.
No way.
What has my life come to?
Wait.
Im...
Im back?
Ow... my head...
I instantly raise my hand to my head in pain.
"Ow..."
I notice something move.
Is that speakerwoman waking up?
"Man... it feels good to be able to speak again..."
She gets up and turns her head to face me to check up on me.
She sees me and suddenly stops
We both stare at eachother for an incredibly unnatural amount of time.
...
...
...
"W-white?..."
Her voice is shaky, does she not believe im awake? What happened and why is everyone in my room?
"Who else stupid?"
"White!"
She lunges at me and hugs me.
"Your back! I cant believe your actually back..."
"What do you mean?"
She freezes up.
"Y-you... dont remember?.."
"Remember what?"
...
"Right... I forgot about that part... Ill tell you everything later... for now just stay here..."
She just snuggles into me
"You make a good pillow you know?"
"Huh."
Huh.
"What?"
"Forget it..."
Suddenly i get another hug...
"Good morning..."
Oh tv woman
"Mornin."
Im so tired...
"You guys mind if i sleep a bit more? I dont know why but im super tired and cant think straight anymore..."
Both of the women snuggle up with you and you go to sleep.
The true reason you wanted sleep was to try and remember what happened back then after the world blacked out...
Thinking about it now its truly bizarre...
You dont remember anything...
You just lie there and soon hear sleep mode activate for both women.
Speakerwoman snuggles closer to you and says something catching you outta your thoughts.
"White... please dont go... i promise i wont be useless..."
You instantly hug her to make her feel better.
"You were not leaving me?.. but i been so useless..."
You rub her back soothingly.
"Thank you my hero..."
Her nightmare ends there and she starts getting some quality sleep...
You wonder to yourself, is she okay?
Your gonna have to ask around soon.
"Ill always be here dont worry..."
With the thought of what happened gone from your mind you snuggle back and get some sleep yourself.
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Yo its me, your author i released this dry ahh chapter because now is the time...
To choose a ship.
Yes thats right.
You get to choose.
6 options
1. Speakerwoman
2. Camerawoman
3. Tv woman
4. A harem (you know who you are.)
5. None at all
6. M E N. (This one aint real, nothing against. ...just aint my cup of tea.)
Please comment this on the one you want or type a general comment i dont care just let me know which one oh and a heads up this WILL affect the story later massively.
Anyways the author of this book is once again away!
(Pssst, hey! Over here...)
(Im gonna start uploading daily again soon, like next update kinda soon since i mapped out the rest of the story and im sorry for no updates life is wilding rn but dw i settled it since im so cool like that mhm yup yup mhm mhm yea i agree anyways bye 👍 oh and theres a chance i just choose myself if the timeline conflicts too much and dies out in a way i dont want it to, ok now its goodbye for real👍)
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Im now... a speaker man? Huh. (Reader/author x skibidi toilet)
FanfictionMassive thank you to skibidigboyski i think thats what his name is. [He is an awesome author and your should check out his book. this one is for if you wanted to be a speakerman for once (i think we all agree most of us thought titan cameraman was t...
