Im now... a speaker man? Huh. (Reader/author x skibidi toilet)

So i cant sleep huh?

I suppose just staying like this aint bad.

Yeah i wasnt able to sleep.

For some reason...

Its feels as though i dont even know battery charge or powersave anymore...

And where have all my upgrades gone?

Did they...

Did they make me a new body?

That couldnt be it...

This body was based off mine back in my world, or so im told by the system...

Putting my chip in another body wouldnt work and would maybe have fully killed me instead...

I wonder why?

Well as you know, a person who thinks has nothing to think about expect thoughts so might aswell...

Hmmm...

Then as per usual a stray thought appears.

Does one of the girls like me?

Wait what

Fuckin stray thoughts...

Actually...

Thats a pretty good question.

What if one of the girls DO like me?

You put your hand to where your chin is supposed to be and start stroking it while you think.

Signs they like me?

Uhhhhh...

Maybe my analysis ai got me on this one?

(Scans show that you get, 0 BITCHES.)

Okayyyy clearly not...

Think think...

What are signs a girl normally sends?

Morse code?

Russian?

Ancient language of the gods?

Yeah i agree.

Russian doesn't seem like it.

...

You know for whats estimated to be a super computer back home im still really stupid with some things...

...

Its 5 AM.

Please let me sleep.

I dont want to think anymore sob...

I did too much now my braincell and a half hurts...

Okay so speakerwoman was showing some small bits of hero syndrome...

Or so i think?

I-im not sure...

Maybe she just cares alot?

But what if im wrong?

If she does, whats to say the others dont?

Im so lost for once...

Come to think of it...

What did i even do to get camerawomans approval as leader?

Why was tv woman enthusiastic about me telling her to join a group of pretty much weirdos?...

Annnnd just like that its now 6.

Fuck.

Wait.

I have the ability to change my looks?

Oh check this... i can look like my human self!

Haha!

This is fun!

Im going to like luffy now hang up...

YOOO OREWA MONKEY D LUFFY!

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Im gonna try turning into a toilet...

Yoooo speaker toilet is crrrazzzy....

Ok...

Im changing back to my speakerman self...

Alright its 7 am holy shit the time is fuckin flying

(You can just imagine your human self sleep to enter sleep mode.)

Oh.

Oh.

Uhhh...

Im gonna do thattt now....

[sleep mode activated.]

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Updates are daily again now so you wont have to wait centuries between every chapter.

Yipeeeeee

Second thing is harem barely won with a tie breaker

(Smh....)

Nah im just kiddin

But harem did win barely so im gonna have to merge 3 timelines now...

Its fine as it makes it so i dont run out of shit to write! :D

This was a warning chapter to tell you a shit ton of the next 3 or so chapters will have you hospitalized and at the base for recovery purposes so yall can get time to sort this stuff out hope your satisfied with what you choose since now your gonna have to be reallly strong or have a miracle...

Anyways your shitty author is outta here! Later!