N was getting desperate. It had been a few days since any of his squad had seen a drone, J was getting annoyed and V was starting to get jumpy. The last time that V went this long without seeing a drone she had attacked him.
N was currently flying around in circles hoping that a drone would come out of their hiding place and he could finally end this dry spree.
N finally spotted a blurry moving splotch in the distance. He quickly flew towards it getting closer he saw a worker this one had light purple eyes almost violet.
N flew in and swiftly cut the drones head off with fatal accuracy before tripping and eating ice. He hkt up swiftly and turned to drink this drones oil when he noticed it wasn't there anymore. He looked around and saw the drone running away.
N looked at his claw and saw some oil. He gave it a quick lick tasting the sweetness of it before looking back to where the corpse should have been. When he was sure it wasn't there anymore he looked back to the fleeing drone in curiosity. He flew over to this drone again this time landing in front of it. He watched as the drone got blown back onto a sharp piece of rebar with his visor showing a fatal error screen.
N was really curious about what just happened with this drone. He wanted to ask him how he did that but apparently that wasn't gonna happen anymore since N cant get answers from dead drones(trust him he's tried.) N looked back to the empty space where the drone was impaled by the rebar. N looked closely at the rebar seeing the oil still there but no drone in sight.
N flew up and saw the drone again. This time he tried his hardest to not kill the drone. He landed carefully in front of the drone and picked him up. "Ahh oh robo-god fuck I hate heights." The drone in N's arms was panicking and making it hard for N to keep his grip. "Please stop squirming. I don't want to drop you- Biscuits N says as he watchs the drone spiral towards the ground.
N swiftly catches the drone again before he hits the ground. The drone stops squirming just long enough for N to fly up and land on a somewhat stable building. "Alright hello I am Serial Designation N who are you!" N says excitedly offering the drone a handshake.
"Alex" the worker responds rather lethargically.
"How did you do that?" N asked, getting closer to Alex, his tail wagging slowly.
"Do what?" Alex asked confused as to what exactly the murder drone was referring to.
"The teleporting thing!" N clarified excitedly wondering what this drone was capable of.
"Teleporting...?" Alex pondered what N meant before realizing.
"Oh the dying thing!" Alex's face flashed with recognition.
"Well you see, when I die I revive somewhere nearby. So when you killed me I simply revived somewhere else." Alex stated surprising N. He had no idea what any of that meant other than he could die a lot.
"Now I wanted to ask, could you please stop killing me that hurts." Alex asked.
"Uhm I'm not really sure. I should go ask J, So until I figure out what to do I guess I could just not kill you!" N said excitedly before realizing that alex was dangling off the building.
"Do you want some help?" N asked, seeing Alex dangling dangerously over the edge of the 30 floor building.
"I'm just gonna jump down." Alex stated before letting go with one of his hands before panickly grabbing back at the edge of the building again.
"Oh biscuits no, you're coming with me to go see J." N demanded before grabbing Alex and positioning him in his arms, once N got a good grip on Alex he flew swiftly back to the pod.
"I'm not feeling to- '' Alex starts before puking up oil. N simply watched as the drone in his arms threw up before powering off.
"Biscuits he must not like heights." N stated the obvious before increasing his speed."I hope J lets me keep him!"
Notes:
Alex is like an OP immortal anytime he dies he respawns just out of view, the closest place to his death that no one is actively looking at.
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FanfictionA bunch of oneshots/ships/rants about Murder drones, Oc's and male readers. First work... Make fun of me pls.