Too much pressure (A creek love story)

"What is this!? THE TRUMAN SHOW?"

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THIS CHAPTER WAS SILLY TO WRITE YAYAYAYAYAY
HOPE YOU ENJOY!
AND HOPE YOU LIKE THAT THIS CHAPTER BRANCHES OFF A BIT FROM MY TYPICAL WRITING:3

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Clyde's POV (YIPEE):

Because I was the one who encouraged Eric to ask PC principal to adopt Tweek, I had to help get the attention off of Tweek and Craig. Y'know, "creek"!
So, when I hopped on Kenny and Butters' live,
seeing that Cartman was there helping. I smiled. Eric Cartman, helping! Thank GOD!
But that didn't mean I wouldn't help! I have been helping!! I got (begged Tolkien to buy) a ring light to give to Kenny and butters for their tiktoks! (Begged Tolkien to have) bought makeup for butters!  I've been helping lots! Also, Cartman's been kind of helping them! Although sometimes I think he does it just to cross dress and make fun of butters sucking at it? I'm not sure! But, at least he's helping! Right?

And, I'd been helping them for weeks! Specifically, about 3!
I thought it was working! I thought I was helping!
But I guess not?
Because now, I'm cornered by Tweek and Craig.
Getting yelled at.
Fun, ain't it?

"D-DAMMIT, CL-CLYDE! WHY DID Y-YOU E-EVER- ACK! TELL CARTMAN TH-THIS WAS A GOOD I-IDEA!?"
"I'm sorry, Tweek!"
"GAHHHH! NO, Y-YOU AREN'T! DO Y-YOU KN-KNOW WH-WHAT'S GOING ON N-NOW? DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOW HAP-HAPPENING?!" He started pulling on his hair. Craig immediately went by Tweek's side to try and calm him.
"No? What? What's happening??" I held myself back from crying. 

Tweek jittered and made anxious, upset, noises before looking around to see if there was anyone around.
Seeing that there wasn't, he spoke;
"Some b-body's been w-watching us!"
"WHAT!? WHO HAVE THEY BEEN WATCHING?"
"It s-seems like mostly m-me and Cr-Craig? But some of you g-guys too!"
"What?? Wait, what have they been doing? How do you know this?"
"TH-THEY'VE BEEN- ACK! P-POSTING I-IT ONLINE!"
"WHAT!?! WHERE? HOW?"

"Nnnnng- th-this w-website... I-I th-think it's called... w-wattpad?"
"What-pad? What the fuck is that??"
"I D-DON'T KN-KNOW!! R-remember th-those A-Asian girls in ele-elementary? Nnng! Th-the ones who kept dr-drawing th-those th-things of me and Cr-Craig?"
"What about them? How do they tie in here??"
"Th-they're dr-drawings! SOME ARE IN THE STORY! ACK!!"

"Story? What do you mean by that??"
"It's a... a 'story'! Th-They take wh-what's hap-happening in our lives, th-then... THEN TH-THEY WR-WRITE EXACTLY WH-WHAT HAPPENED!"
"WHAT!?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE... I DUNNO! PLAGIARISM! BUT WORSE AND REAL LIFE!"
"RIGHT!?! AGHHHHHH! IT'S H-HORRIBLE!!"

"Wait, wait! What is it called??"
"The... the story?"
"Yeah! What's it called??"
"It's... too much pressure"
"Too much pressure? Is that the name?"

"Yeah! I... th-they know m-me so w-well they know I s-say too m-much pre-pressure! GAHHHHHH!!!"
"Calm down, Tweek! One sec. What-pad... too much pressure... alright." I mumbled. Craig was rubbing Tweek's back trying to soothe him from having a panic attack.
Good idea, really!
I mean, Tweek was twitching and more jittery than usual. But now I understand; I would be too.

I got out my phone, opened google, and searched.
"What pad" but google corrected it to 'wattpad'. I shrugged and clicked the link. Seeing a search bar there; I searched up "too much pressure".
I looked at the first result.
"Too much pressure (A creek love story". Fucking hell, wonder if Cartman's running this! I mean, he did make the ship name.
I made a gasp as I read more.

"WH-WHAT? WHAT I-IS IT!?!"
"20.2K READS!?"
"WHAT!?!!"
"39 PARTS?"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"4 HOUR LONG READ?"
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Tweek grabbed his hair and pulled some out, starting to cry. Which, in turn, made me start crying.

"I'm s-sorry, Tweek! Wahhhhh!"
"NO! IT'S ALL TH-THE AUTHOR'S F-FAULT!! I D-DON'T EVEN KN-KNOW HOW TH-THEY F-FOUND ALL TH-THIS ST-STUFF OUT!!"
"YOU SAID IT YOURSELF! They're watching us!"

"BUT HOW? HOW, CL-CLYDE!?! TH-THEY KNEW AB-ABOUT MY F-FEELINGS FOR CR-CRAIG! THEY KNEW ABOUT M-MY PARENTS TELLING M-ME I HAVE AN A-ADDICTION! THEY KNEW ABOUT- ABOUT THE SL-SLEEPOVER! TH-THEY KNEW A-ABOUT MINE AND CRAIG'S F-FIRST KISS! ABOUT CR-CRAIG'S D-DAD! THEY KNEW ABOUT M-ME GOING TO THE H-HOSPITAL!! ABOUT THE OFF-OFFICERS! ABOUT THE DE-DETECTIVES!! ABOUT MY P-PARENTS BEING PUT IN J-JAIL! ABOUT YOU TELL-TELLING ERIC! ABOUT ERIC TELLING PC PRIN-PRINCIPAL!"
I stared at Tweek. Just in shock from this all.
While he was listing them off, he kept count with his fingers.

"Maybe they just... know people and where to hide?"
"NO CL-CLYDE! THIS IS M-MORE THAN TH-THAT!"
"How?? What else happened, Tweek?" He cried harder, I cried harder.
"THEY KN-KNEW ABOUT MY EV-EVERY TH-THOUGHT! MY D-DREAMS! MY B-BELIEFS! EVERYTHING! AND TH-THEY KNOW THAT AB-ABOUT EVERYONE!!" I felt my heart sink and I suddenly felt like I was going to puke.
What? This... person... online. Knew everything?
What?
How?
Why?
Why are they doing this to us?
This is horrible!
This is wrong!
They should be ashamed of themselves!!

Tweek suddenly made a panicked scream. Me and Craig stared at him in surprise.
"What, honey?" Craig asked, holding Tweek tighter to try and soothe him. Yet, it didn't work.
He shivered and shook. Then spoke.
"WH-WHAT IF... WHAT IF WE'RE IN SOME... SOME W-WEIRD SIM-SIMULATION!?! BECAUSE; SOMEHOW, S-SOMEWAY, TH-THIS... PERSON - IF YOU CAN E-EVEN CALL TH-THEM THAT! - KNOWS E-EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY- EVERYTHING!!"
"Babe, calm down." Craig tried. But, Tweek grabbing his jacket, his knuckles practically turning white from the death-grip on it. Which, was out of pure fear.

"WHAT IF WE'RE IN S-SOME CART-CARTOON!? IN SOME GAME!? JUST FOR PEO-PEOPLE TO PLAY W-WITH? TO AD-ADMIRE? WHY WH-WHEN I L-LOOKED UP 'SOUTH PARK' ON WATTPAD WERE TH-THERE SO MANY ST-STORIES IF WE W-WEREN'T FAKE!?! WHY, CR-CRAIG!?!"
"Think of markiplier! He has tons of people who do that and he's real!"
"HE'S F-FUCKING FAMOUS! I'M N-NOT, CR-CRAIG! I-I NEVER HAVE B-BEEN FUCKING F-FAMOUS!" Tweek let go of Craig to tear more hair out of his skull.
Me and Craig were in shocked-silence.

"I MEAN; WH-WHAT IS TH-THIS?" Tweek gestured to the world around us before continuing, "THE FUCKING TR-TRUMAN SHOW!?!"

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Idk what to post... SO HERE! :3
This isn't trying to be some self insert or anything; I literally just cannot think of what to write!
Then, I watched the new episode of underverse! And I got this idea!
Write some 4th wall breaking shit!
Make it weird and wonky.
See if anyone likes it.
Roll with it!!

Plus, I've said this LOTS of times before!
But it stands true; I had no plans for this fanfic. I just started writing! Look where that brought me:3 (happiness. It brought me happiness!)
So, yep! Thank you all!! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Hope you enjoy Tweek having an essential crisis!
It's silly:3
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH OMFG

ALSO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING I'VE BEEN DEAD :,( (SOBBING) BUT IT'S FINE BC NOW I'M ALIVE:3
I died... BUT I LIVED
YIPPEE
Oki doki! BYE BYE GUYSSSS
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