Too much pressure (A creek love story)

Odd events during odd occasions

Kenny's POV (WOOHOO NEW AND DIFFERENT!):

"Rumors spread, butters, it's fine."
"It's supposed to be our job to get those down!"
"And we've been doing it well, it's been working!"
"Only because Eric helped!" I rolled my eyes.
"So? It's still working. Man, come on, I know we all care about Tweek and Craig but this really isn't any of our business. We're hardly even friends with them! Kyle, Stan, and fatass are closer than we are."

"Yeah... they kicked me out of their friend group and replaced me with Tweek. After they had been using me to replace you! Because youuuuuuu... went on vacation?"
More like, died, but Y'know.
"...yeah. Vacation... if that's what you wanna call it. But you're completely right! That's just more proof that we aren't really friends with them!"
"...I guess. But that doesn't mean we can be rude and just give up!" Butters protested, I was exhausted. I didn't want to argue anymore. I was sick of Cartman pushing Butters and I around, I was sick of everyone pestering questions to me about what I know.
"Ok." I mutter, leaning on the wall of our old elementary school.

Butters apologized to me after a few minutes of silence, I obviously forgave him. He's my friend and didn't mean any harm or disrespect. He's a good kid; truly, he is. Even with shit parents, he's a good person. Even with his pimp phase and his at times misogynistic behavior... ok, he's a good person, South Park wise.
Actually, I've noticed a trend of shitty parents make better kids and parents that give in make shitty kids. Like Tweek and Butters versus Cartman... and... I don't know, it's mostly Cartman.

"KENNY, BUTTERS! We finally found you! CLYDE, COME HERE!" Butters and I looked up, seeing Tolkien jogging towards us.
Have you ever realized people running look really stupid? I mean, they look normal and how they're supposed to but it's just... stupid and weird looking. Humans look weird and stupid in general, I guess.
"Hey." I said with those awkward small "waves" people do when they don't want this to be happening. Looking to the side and seeing Clyde running, then pausing and panting, and continuing that til he got next to Tolkien.

"What do you fella's need?"
"Have you guys heard of Tweek at all?" Tolkien asked.
"Umm. No, I haven't! Ken?"
"Nope." I replied with a shrug. "Phone's dead anyways, need to go over to Cartman's house and charge the damn thing." Yeah I know, it's sad that I don't have a charger. Shut up, I'm working for one. The last one some rats ate. But I don't blame them, if I was hungry and I thought eating a charging cord would help, I'd do it.

"FUCK! We can't find Tweek ANYWHERE!" Clyde yelled.
"What happened?"
"We don't know! Just know him and Craig had a small argument and Tweek said he needed space but that was last night and still nobody can find him!"
"Have you checked behind the school?"
"Yeah."
"The woods?"
"Yes! And the park!"
"Tweak Bros.?"
"Yea!"
"How about his house?"
"Well yeah, behind it and through windows! We can't go inside legally."

"That's gay. Uh, no offense."
"... what do you mean no offense, I'm not gay!" Oh shit for real? I'm fucked. Could've sworn Clyde was a homo at some level... damn.
"You... aren't? Oh, could've sworn you kissed like Kyle or Cartman or whatever... some other guy. I don't remember, but it was at a party or some shit."
"...I kissed Kyle when I was TWELVE! Due to a DARE at my first party! I thought if i didn't do it people would say I was a pussy! Oh my god I thought everyone forgot about that and I could move on. ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M GAY!? IS THIS WHY I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL THE CHICKS BUT THEY NEVER WANT ME!?"
"...yeah, probably. I know at least Cartman, Stan, and I were sure you were a... 'fairy friend of Dorothy'. If you're catching my drift."
"I'M CATCHING YOUR DRIFT, STOP IT!"
Clyde definitely looks like a twunk, more than most others I've even met. Am I allowed to say that? Is that too offensive?? Eh, what's gonna happen? I die?

"Are you at least... y'know... 'AC/DC'?"
"WHAT?"
"Horatian?"
"HUH?"
"A byke?"
"DID YOU REALLY JUST CALL ME A SLUR!?"
"Well, I mean-"
"OH MY GOD!" Clyde seemed in shock. I decided to shut up after that, rubbing the back of my neck awkwardly.

"Alright... didn't know Clyde and Kyle... had done that." Tolkien mumbled.
"I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW!"
"Right. Sorry. Anyways, well, do you guys have any guesses where he is?"
"Nope. Sorry, fella's!" Butters responded with a small smile.
Tolkien looked at me for an answer in which I just shrugged and nodded towards Butters, silently gesturing that I had the same answer as he did.
Tolkien sighed, wrapping a hand around Clyde's back. Slowly Tolkien turned the both around and walked away, thanking butters and I for our 'help'. Which frankly was non existent.

Once out of view, I leaned towards butters.
"You saw that too, right?"
"What?"
"Tolkien wrapping his arm around Clyde's back."
"Ken, it's rude to assume!"
"But you did see it?"
"Well, yeah! But Tolkien is absolutely head over heels for Nichole."
"I guess so, yeah."
"And Clyde just told you he wasn't gay!"
"Oh come on, Butters, maybe HE doesn't know he's gay yet. But... total fairy."
"That's rude!"

Butters wacked my arm afterwards. I laughed and held my arm where he hit. It didn't hurt but it was an instinctive reaction.
I smiled at him, he smiled back.
"You should go charge your phone."
"Oh- shit. You're right! Bye Leopold." I didn't call him by his real name often.
"Bye, Kenneth!" And he didn't call me by mine often.

I ruffled his hair before starting to run to the fat boy's house.
I was sure I looked stupid just like how Tolkien looks dumb jogging, or Clyde, or Tweek, or Cartman. Or really anyone.
But, who gives a shit.
I get to go to my best friends house, charge my phone, hang out, and get a free dinner.
I did love that fat piece of shit.
Even if he's a spoiled asshole.

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I'm going on a vacation with my best friend at a lake (they own a cabin over there) in a state I've never even been to. So I figured I should update before that.
BUT DUDE I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE VACATION!

Also, this fanfic is DEFO coming to its end. Like, maybe one or two more parts I'm trying to get it done in that.
Thank you so much for the time I've had with this fanfic, I really appreciate it. A LOT!  I truly feel blessed to have you all. I love you all so much, thank you all. You're amazing!

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