"Alright." Said Anakin, as he pulled out a piece of paper, that looked like a restaurant menu. "Here is the full list, and their respective prices. By the way, what's your name? I need to register it in the database."
"I'm Chase." He replied.
"Alright, Chase." Says Anakin, as he wrote the name down.
Chase took a good look at the list.
"Hum... I'll have 6 uppercuts, one leg sweep, three eye-lasers, 4 kicks."
"Alright. That'll be 400000$."
"Okay. I'll also have the suplex pack."
"Which one? The Vertical Suplex Compilation, or the German Suplex Ultimate Package?"
"I'm a huge Brock Lesnar fan, so I'll take the second one."
"Okay, that's 400000$ more."
"So I guess I'll buy a finisher with the remaining 100k. But I don't know which one."
"What about the 360° spin kick? It's iconic."
"Meh, too unoriginal... Hold on, Sir Dan said something about low blows. Don't you have a low blow on the list?"
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Afterlife Battle Royale
FanfictionLiving in an Asteroid floating through space, filled with familiar faces. Sounds like one heck of an afterlife, doesn't it? Well, shortly after dying, Chase found out it wasn't much fun. Due to an anarcho-royalist revolution that happened in the p...
