Author's Note: All of these were generated using the "Incorrect Ship Quote and Plot Generator" on perchance.org!
Zander: Do you want to know your gay name?
Luke: My... my gay name?
Zander: Yeah, it's your first name-
Luke: Haha. Very funny Zander-
Zander: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Luke: Oh- oh my god.
Luke: That was so hot, Zander.
Zander: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Luke: I'm so in love with you.
Luke: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Zander: Aren't you forgetting something?
Luke: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Zander's forehead before running out*
Zander: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Zander: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Luke: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Zander: But you're always acting stupid?
Luke: ...
Luke: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
Zander: I fell—
Luke: From heaven?
Zander: No, I literally fell—
Luke: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Zander: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Luke: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Luke: The stars are so beautiful...
Zander: They're just giant balls of gas.
Luke: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Zander: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Luke: Oh...
*Zander and Luke are in Paris.*
Zander: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Luke: But...
Zander: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Luke: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Zander: Yeah.
Luke: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Zander: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Luke: Okay, alright.
BONUS:
Luke: How do you know how to kiss? like who teaches you?
Zander: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Zander: Would you like me to tutor you?
Hailey: That was smooth.
Hailey: So, what is Luke to you?
Zander: The reason I wake up every morning.
Hailey: ...That's adorable.
Luke earlier that morning, barging into Zander's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Zander: Well, remember when Luke made a romantic dinner for me?
Hailey: Zander, they microwaved you a pizza.
Hailey: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Luke: Do not do that.
Hailey: You won't even notice!
Zander, entering: Hailey, you wanted to see me again?
Hailey: Luke's single
Luke:
Luke: I didn't drink that much last night.
Hailey: You were flirting with Zander.
Luke: So what? We're dating.
Hailey: You asked if they were single.
Hailey: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Zander: It's pretty cold outside... Wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Luke, blushing: Okay.
Hailey: It's fucking summer.
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🧡Lander Oneshots💜
RomanceA random little book of Lander oneshots because I think they are adorable :) I'm open to suggestions, as long as it isn't smut. You can even suggest AUs if you want, as long as you explain it to me lol ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ROSYCLOZY AND ARE FROM...
