Again, Who Made This Groupchat? » skz

the dumptruck

Me:
GOOD MORNINGGGG!! :D
RISE AND SHINEEE!!

Jeongin:

Seungmin:
I've been up for two minutes but my day has already been ruined

Me:
Okay-
This isn't what I expected-
This isn't how it should be happening-

Felix:
What's supposed to be happening?

Changbin:
Komedi

Minho:
Arson

Jisung:
Booty soox

Hyunjin:
^ the three components of a happy, healthy life

Seungmin:
"Komedi" is okay (learn your spellings)
"Arson" is okay
"Booty soox" are you fr

Jeongin:
Booty so biiiiiiig

Felix:
Chan would know

Me:
Wha-

Jisung:
Naw bruh it ain't even booty
It's a whole dumptruck
The theobromas of bakeries
The drums that Beatles used

Hyunjin:
I DID NOT HAVE TO PICTURE THAT BESTIE

Me:
IT'S 7 AM IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE CURSED

Minho:
Let's appreciate the ultra max pro gluteus maximus for a moment
Nicki Minaj got nothing on Bang Chan

Me:
Why is my bum the point of discussion today? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hyunjin:
Because???? 🙄🙄
Your bum is the ninth member of this group???? 🙄🙄🙄

Felix:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY BABE

Hyunjin:
*Simps*
*Tries to hold the screech in*

Jisung:
*Ends up farting*

Seungmin:
Jisung why.
Your stupidity has compelled me to use incorrect punctuation
I felt like Captain Holt while saying that, wow

Changbin:
Can I be your Rosa? 🥺

Seungmin:
Sure.
Get your ass up and work to earn money

Jeongin:
Changbin rn: *crying in trapezium but the tears flow out of the diagram*

Minho:
Oh god kid
Study harder
Trapeziums aren't open diagrams

Jisung:
But babe 🥺
What if the trapeziums want to be open minded for once? 🥺
Won't you give them the chance? 🥺

Minho:
...okay
So Changbin's tears flowed out