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hot glue gun

Felix:
I'm sad today :((

Hyunjin:
Who do I have to beat up?

Minho:
Love how he's a simp enough to be ready to beat up anyone at all
Imagine if Felix is sad bec of Hyunjin himself
Next thing we know
Dude be punching himself in the throat

Jeongin:
Imagination 100/10

Me:
Lix why are you sadddd? :((

Jisung:
Ew Chan don't flirt with Hyunjin's boyfie

Me:
WHEN DID I-?????

Changbin:
We all need to stop and listen to Felix

Felix:
Yes thank you
So i was on the train this morning
And this uncle came to me and started educating me about manners
Just because I was accidentally sitting on the seat designated for the aged
I felt like crying 🥺

Jisung:
Guys bring your knives
Today, we sacrifice an uncle

Seungmin:
Ykw?
Uncle can go fuck himself and then accidentally shove an alarm clock up his ass so he's always woke

Changbin:
The things we say here

Me:
If fbi ever got to access to our chats, we're all going to jail

Jeongin:
Talk about yourself
I'm still a minor

Minho:
Juvenile jail 🤗🥰

Hyunjin:
Lixie :((
I WILL CUT HIS DING DONG OFF OKAY DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING!!!
HE WONT BEAR MORE CHILDREN!!!!
HE WILL PROBABLY BE USING A HOT GLUE GUN TO PASTE HIS DING DONG BACK FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!!

Seungmin:
That's an image i did not want to picture

Jisung:
Lmao ykw?
I should start a business
Of selling hot glue guns
Because I believe in my bestay Hyun to be chopping off tralalas here and there
And that's actually a super good buisness idea

Minho:
Yeah because who needs college anymore am i right

Jeongin:
For once, i agree w Jisung

Jisung:
Stfu bish you agree w me a lot

Jeongin:
Yet again, i fail to agree w Jisung

Changbin:
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA JISUNG EAT DIRT

Jisung:
CHANGBIN EAT GEOMETRY PAPER

Felix:
Y'all are actually making me happy yk!! :D

Hyunjin:
Bye I'm down bad

Felix:
HUH??????????????????

Jeongin:
I think Hyunjin has periods

Me:
No why 😭😭😭😭

Hyunjin:
Jeongin kindly check your dms 😘

Jisung:
A KISS?!?!?!
INFIDELITY!!!!

Seungmin:
Where's the popcorn?

Jeongin:
Ayo Felix
Here

Hyunjin:
YANG JEONGIN
IM COMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN

Jisung:
JEONGIN BE SURE TO COME TO MY HOT GLUE GUN STORE AFTER HYUNJIN IS DONE W YOU :D

Felix:
HYUNJIN WHAT
NO WAY
IS THIS A PRANK
IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
HAAAAAANASNHSNSHSNSNSHSNHSJS

Changbin:
One more ship to count aha

Me:
Oh god
When will it be my chance?!? 🥺😭

Hyunjin:
Take your time lixie
I don't want to smack your ass as bad as Minho 😘

Minho:
Wow what the fuck

(a/n: hot glue gun. that's it.

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