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*(frank iero releasing This song is a curse is proof that a god is real and walks amongst us. He loves us guys. We are lord fronk's rat children.)* 

Haii and welcome to my first real one-shots collection. I have another called "Campfire Stories To Tell Sockless With The Homies" but you can probably guess how serious I take it. 

Okay so first, I mentally forehead kiss everyone who votes or comments. If you don't consent to that, your energy is safe and I cannot mentally do shite to you <3. I will tell you you slay tho. 

Second, I'm a huge believer in writing/reading about it instead of acting out of it to maintain safety and well-being of others. Some chapters may be extremely fucked up, and maybe not even in a smutty kind of way. Sometimes things just need to be written/read for trauma healing. That being said, I want y'all to know what to expect so there are no accidental triggers. There will be a table of contents with a brief description of the chapter if needed, the ship, if it contains smut, and any trigger warnings that apply. Because I love you guys <3  

Third, on my page it's peace, love, and positivity always. 

Wattpad said positivity is spelled wrong idk what to tell you. 


⋆ ˚。⋆୨♡ ጎ ቻሁርጕጎክኗ ረዐሀቿ ቿሀቿዪሃዐክቿ ዘቿዪቿ ቻሁርጕ ሃቿልዘ ♡୧⋆ ˚。⋆


Do I do requests? Probably <3 If I like the band/idea. (annihilated). Also, if you would likeeee, I will write something with you if you drop your name and what you want. 

You can leave your requests here, I try to stay up on checking dms but I don't really receive those often (XD) so if you leave a comment I will be able to get to you faster. 

The only themes I absolutely will not touch are
1. bestiality and 2. smut in littlespace (I have a little, she's my daughter and it's just.. no. It feels like rape. I may write something if it can be explicitly rape, but I will not make a cute littlespace smut story.)
But everything else is fair game. Feel free to ask if you have any questions xoxo. 

No, I do not charge ya'll money for requests. That's a thing I guess? 

BUT if you think I'm cute and would like to help me in life, you can buy my feet pics <3 I'll link it to my instagram once I start it, at sagewentferal :) 

~~~ 


𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓎𝒶𝓁𝓁 <3 


oh and the title is brought to you by the rats living in the walls (i started this in WV) 

<333333 


--Sage x 


*i wanna rewrite this to update it :) 

consider the house, kept. 

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