TO MY YOUTH, DEMON SLAYER

060. big ass capybaras & venting

GROUP CHAT

ADULTS O³

YOU
i need to know who
ever planned to send
4 big ass capybaras
to my place? it's filling
my whole room —
not that i hate it or
anything

KAIGAKU
4? um . . . i might be
guilty of sending one
of the four 🤭

YOU
oh wow so 4 of you
had the same thing
in mind? some harry
potter shit going on,
but thank you kai 💕

KAIGAKU
you're welcome. are
you feeling any better?

YOU
like this much 🤏

KAIGAKU
wow, that's um . . .
okay — i hope u feel
better soon. imy 🫶

YOU
aww, imy all too 🫶

KAIGAKU
i said it, not them.
it's supposed to be
"i miss you too".

YOU
no ❤️ and who tf
sent the other 3?

GYUUTARO
guilty 😔

YOU
the other 2? one
of them is holding
a butter knife 🔪

GYUUTARO
. . . guilty 😔

YOU
you sent two?

GYUUTARO
three

KAIGAKU
woah 😳

YOU
woah 😳 (2)

UZUI
woah 😳 (3)

YOU
thank you, they're
actually rlly pretty.
and my sister took
one 🤬🖕

DAKI
take it back 😈

YOU
unfortunately she'd
beat me in a fist
fight — I would if she
doesn't call my mom
for back up.

and I am not abt to
get a sandal straight
to the face tonight

DAKI
is it okay if I laugh?

YOU
sure

DAKI
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU
I'm glad my dispense
made u laugh, at least
something abt me is
laugh worthy

DOUMA
ARE YOU OKAY???

YOU
yeah, why wouldn't I
be?

DOUMA
you sound so . . .

YOU
depressed? angsty?

DOUMA
yeah

YOU
no, but you know
what?

DOUMA
what?

YOU
I'm batman 🦇

UZUI
PLS (NAME) WHY
ARE YOU DOING THIS

YOU
why am I doing what
now?

SANEMI
that, acting like ur fine
and shit