TO MY YOUTH, DEMON SLAYER

064. hot interviewer & water fountain

GROUP CHAT

ADULTS O³

YOU
um hi?

MITSURI
(NAME)??? WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN WORRIED
SICK

YOU
i was gone for a few
hours mitsu 😀

MITSURI
STILL (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

YOU
i was in an interview

UZUI
for that bakery job?
i didn't know the
interview was today

YOU
yeah— and guess wtf
just happened?

GYUUTARO
you got accepted?

YOU
what? no, i literally
just did the interview

KAIGAKU
you got accepted?

YOU
WHAT?? NO, ARE YOU
STUPID??? I SAID NO

KAIGAKU
DAMN WHY TF ARE U
SO ANGRY AT ME???

YOU
BCS UR STOOPID 🖕
anyways— the guy
who interviewed me
was hot as fuck

SANEMI
😐

YOU
you're just jealous
i called him hot

DOUMA
yes, i am 😺

YOU
oh well, it is what
it is, right? 😃

DOUMA
no, i can't do the it
is what it is. i'm too
sensitive for that
shit, anyways what's
his name?

YOU
what are u going to
do?

DOUMA
i just wanna talk to
him:)

YOU
BACK UP CREEP 🤺

KANAE KOCHO
how did the interview
go?

SHINOBU
why didn't you tell us
the interview was today?

YOU
i forgot i had it in the
first place— thank god
the place is close by, i
became a track star ✨
and yes, it went great

OBANAI
LMAO UR DUMB

YOU
what did u say? 😃

OBANAI
d u m b

YOU
ok, bitch. i'm human,
and i make mistakes
so shut the fuck up 😊

OBANAI
wtf is wrong with u

YOU
nothing, literally nothing
and i got every gift, who
the fuck sent me a pair
of mismatched socks

OBANAI
ME LOL, THOUGHT THAT
WOULD LIFTEN UP UR
MOOD

YOU
it did, so congrats to u.
oh and— my sister stole
one, she said she wants
to turn it into a puppet

OBANAI
wtf

YOU
pray that i get this job,
i rlly need this one 🙏

MUZAN
you'll get it