For God's sake. Jax X reader

Pilot part 1 💜🎪

Gangle and Zooble and Kinger too
Ragatha, Jax Y/N there's Koufmo, woo hoo!

Day after
Day after
Day after
Day after day we fly!
Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why!

Y/N POV:
We were all on the stage, I was standing Infront of Jax bracing myself for any prank or any sort of teasing. However instead of pranking me he fell on top of me! This caused Kinger to fall as well and then poor Gengal fell and her mask broke. AGAIN! "Hi" he smirked. "Off. Now" I said as I pushed him off and we all stood up and saw a small jester girl in the middle of the stage looking terrified. "Caine is this one of your NPC or is this a new sucker? Cause if it's a new charecter, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song" Jax grinned I'm annoyance. "Absolutely not" I said quickly afterwards. "My My, it appears a new human has entered this realm!" Caine announced excitedly. "How do i- TAKE THIS HEADSET OFF!" She yelled in a panic. "Just keep grabbing at it, that worked for all of us" Jax smirked. I nudged him as if to say "not a good time" then she let go and looked around. "What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset and now I'm here?" She said as she looked at us. "Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I?" She asked in a panicked tone. "Okay let's slow down" I said as me and Ragatha walked over "yeah, everything's gonna be fine new stuff, we've all been through this. You just need to get your head t-" "WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON!?!" she the realized she couldn't swear. "now my dear we can't have any of the foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages! You my friend have stumbled into a world were anything can happen! Except for swearing" Caine explained. She then decided to test it and oh would you look at that Caine was right. "well how do I- you know. Leave?" She asked. "Well, don't freak out or anything but we don't exactly -" "you can't" Jax interrupted. "What?" "Shut up Jax. But he's right. Welcome to your new home. And your new body" Zooble said with a surprisingly good amount of sympathy. For her atleast. "New home?" The girl questioned. "We've all been stuck here for years. Y/N over here got here a few months ago and old Kinger has supposedly been here the longest" he said as he pointed to Me and Kinger. "That's why he's crazy!" Jax finished in a very unhinged voice. "Not helping" I yelled at Jax. And then the girl went into a brief panic, then she decided to believe this was a dream and I don't blame her. I mean I thought I was high when I first arrived. And I'm still wondering if I am sometimes. So we have her the benefit of the doubt. "They broke my Comedy mask" Gangel cried. Then Jax made it worse and stepped on it! "So Caine, we having a new adventure today for the newbie or what?" Jax asked. "I'd like to give our brand new member a tour first" he announced as he took the girl and flew away.

Once they were gone I looked at Jax with an annoyed expression. "What?" "You made her feel worse" I said in concern for the new girl. "So? Not like she can do anything" he smirked, "also you broke Gangels mask. Again!" I said raising my voice slightly. "I only made it worse. I didn't break it" he shrugged. "Whatever. You still need to apologize" I said "sorry but that's a hard pass" he smirked at me. "Why do I let you breathe my air" I mumbled to myself. "Same goes for you. You can't do anything about this either Princess. Your stuck with me" he smirked as Caine and the new girl teleported back. Then new girl threw up. Then Bubble started to lick it up. "Wait, wait was that an exit door I saw out there? Is that a way to leave?" Newbie asked "An exit?" I asked with a bit of hope in my voice. "What exit? If there was a way to leave I'm pretty sure we would've all left by now" Jax said as he used Zooblea arm as a back scratcher. But she then strangled him. "Yeah what are you talking about?" Zooble asked. Then I remembered what Kaufmo had said about an exit the other day! "I assure you there is no magical exit door, your probably experiencing some 'DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS' from your minds transition to the digital plane." Caine said to her. "But I swear I saw-" "DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS!" He yelled to shut her up. There was an awkward five seconds silence but then Caine changed the subject. "Let's talk about other things! Like your name!" He smiled. "My name? My name is...uh...OH GOD Why can't I remember my name!?!" She yelled out of fear. "No one can remember their name once they enter the digital circus. Only Y/N could and we still have no idea why" he said as he pointed to me using his cane. "But I can help you come up with a new one" he continued. "Uh what's my name?" She mumbled to herself. "don't worry your little head, your new name can be anything!!!what are ya thinking?" He asked. "Huh? I don't care just pick anything" she said as she tried to process. Then a random letter machine dropped and began spinning. "How about Xddcc?" Caine asked "I don't-" "your right! Terrible, let's try again! How about Pomni?" He asked "uh sure, I think I just-" "Gadzooks your right Jax, we should have a brand new adventure for our new Member Pomni!" "I/He said that like five minutes ago" me and Jax said at the same time. Then we paused and looked at eachother for five seconds as Caine asked Pomni if she liked games. What snapped us out of it was Caine yelling"YOU PARASITE!" "Uh I don't really-" "Since your new around here we're gonna make it a simple in-house adventure to warm you up to how it works around here" he smiled at her. "What? No, God. I don't want an in-house adventure" zooble scoffed. Me and Zooble never get along so I just rolled my eyes at her Comment as Caine promised her that she didn't have to get involved. "Today's adventure is, Gather the Gloinks!" Caine announced as he started evily cackling. "That's right! The entire Circus tent will be infested with gloinks, and you gotta catch 'em all!"

"But what are they?" Bubble asked "I'm glad you asked Bubble, they're small-" "and what do they do?" Bubble added. "They-" "and how do they-" Caine popped bubble shamelessly. "Gloinks are mischievous critters but still anything and everything they run into. why do they use humanoid hash browns do this? How do you stop them? That's for you to find out. Now goodluck and have fun my little superstars!" Caine announced as he teleported away. We looked at Pomni who looked very confused. "What did any of that mean?" She asked "oh that's just one of Cain's little adventures. They're just something fun to do you know to keep us from going insane" Ragatha explained to Pomni. "Speak for yourself. If anyone needs me **** off" Zooble said. But she didn't get far as she was soon attacked by Gloinks and then taken away!

"Oh no. They killed Zooble." Jax said non-sympathetically. "Anyway you guys wanna grab something to eat?" Jax continued. "Oh my God" I mumbled "Oh wait! We should go check on Kaufmo" Ragatha smiled "yeah! I've been meaning to apologize and so has someone else." I said as I glared at Jax. "He was being annoying" he scoffed as he folded his arms. Then the Gloinks stole the pillow fort that Kinger was hiding in. "You want to come with us to check on Kaufmo?" Ragatha called. "No. Not really" Kinger said as he walked over to us. "I don't blame you, I think he's going crazy" I said "he was ranting nonstop about this exit door" I explained. "Kind of like you Pomni. You might be going Insane too" Kinger fineshed. "but she just got here" I said. "Yeah. Also if I also saw it wouldn't that more likely mean the exit does exist?" She asked. "Could also mean you just have a jumpstart at losing your mind" Jax smirked. "she arrived here like what 8 minutes ago" I said. "Well I think I'd like to ask him about it. If it was real, which it isn't because it's a dream" she lied to herself. "She still thinks it's a dream" Jax smirked as he looked at me. "What are you looking at?" I asked. "I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get To see funny things happen to people." Jax replied. Then a Gloink rolled over and hot him in the head causing me to let out a small laughter. "Okay I've already had enough of these things" he said as he looked at the Gloink that knocked him upside the head. Then he turned to us. "you, me, ragdoll and Pomni will go check on Kaufmo. Which leaves crybaby and hoo-ha together to go Handel the Zooble situation." He said to us. "Okay are we sure those two will be fine together?" I asked "of course. They're the two most mentally stable and capable charecters to be paired together. C'mon ladies, let's go harass the clown" he smirked as he led the way.