Why Can't We All Get Along?!(SMUT)

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Natasha's POV

We are all back at Celine's place and I have already snooped the entire place and have found security surveillance showing our dear Celine had only two friends and a very handsome male model that seems to be after her.

"This is going nowhere." Wanda sighs getting up from the couch.

"Are you kidding?!" Clint smirked looking at the tall male model waiting to be let in on the TV. "He's bringing her flowers the big dufus!" Clint laughed at the screen and Steve rolled his eyes and got up too.

"He got Celine to cook him a five star Michelin Chef meal!" Tony grunted looking annoyed with a knee over the other in the end of the couch.

I can tell he is trying to hide his frustration but he's not pulling it off.

"In what world, my dude?!" Sam scoffed and threw popcorn at the screen. "You can't handle a woman like that!" He laughed but he was also too annoyed for you to see any real mirth.

The tall idiot on the screen stands closer to Celine, sets his glass of wine down on the counter and takes a step closer.

Celine is distracted looking down at her phone and takes a step back answering the phone. She gives him a sheepish smile and points to the phone with a small smile.

"Mom!" Celine says happily as her mom begins to hound her about how having a man like Reynold over  was not good for her image.

"You simply can't date the guys you take pictures of!" Celine backs away into the dinning room and Reynold! Her mom almost shouts through the phone.

Reynold looks deflated as he empties his glass of one and pours himself another.

"Why are you doing this to yourselves guys?!" Bruce asks as he comes from the kitchen with a hot mug of tea in his hand, his eyes glued to the tv.

"This is so wrong." Vision groans in his human form and leans back on the couch with a straight back.

"Reynold Green, 28 years old, shares an apartment with one Jeremiah Johnson at-"

"Really, Tony?" Steve glared at him and Tony shrugs as Clint gets up and snatches the clear device from Tony.

Clint looks at it and reads the rest of the info and tosses it back to Tony who also stands.

"Got it!" Clint chuckles and runs to the door but Pietro is fast taking him to the ground with a grunt.

"Have you all lost your mind?" Steve begins and I lean back waiting on the speech.

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Steve's POV

"Have you all lost your mind?!" I yell and everyone stops what they're doing to turn to me. "Clint, you need to calm down." I say sternly as I watch him push Pietro off of him.

"I gotta be honest," Bucky begins standing up from beside me on the couch. "I'm with Arrowhead." He cracks his neck and saunters over to the door and raises an eyebrow at Clint who comes and stands next to him.

Are they being serious right now?

"Really?" I raise an eyebrow at him and he smirks.

"I just want to say hello to the fella!" He smiles now and Clint grins but catches himself and stops.

"What the hell is going on?" We all turn at the sweet sound of Celine.

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