•𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴... ✵

•𝚜𝚔𝚣 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍... 𝚙𝚝. 𝟹☘︎•

★★★★★

Minho: "fuck you"

jisung:"I know, I'd wanna fuck me too ;)"

Minho: ".... "

Minho:" No."

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Minho:  "hey Chan? "

Chan: "Yeah? "

Minho:  " Can a person breath inside of a washing machine when it's on?"

Chan:  "..... "

Chan: "where's hyunjin-"

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Jisung:  "Come on! I wasn't that drunk

Seungmin: " you passed out in the middle of the sidewalk and started flirting with minho.

Jisung: "But minho's my partner"

Seungmin: " you also asked if he was single.... And then started crying when he said he wasn't

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Jisung:  " I kind of like someone but I'm scared of telling your ho it is because your not going to like it.. "

Minho:  "Just rip the bandaid off"

Jisung:  " It's you"

Minho:  "Put the bandaid back on"

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Y/n:  * barges into the skz dorm room holding a snake* "Guys I bought a snake and need a name for it! "

Changbin: "you did WHAT-"

Hyunjin:  "William snakespeare"

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Y/n: *walks up to Jeongin smiling* " Me and Felix are having a baby! "

Jeongin: "that's gre-"

Y/n:  *slamming adoption papers on the table*  "It's you, sign here."

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Seungmin:*walks in and sees jisung laying on the floor* "Why are you on the floor?"

Jisung:  "I'm depressed"

Seungmin:  "..."

Jisung:  "Also I was stabbed, can you get Chan please-"

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