•𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴... ✵

•𝚜𝚔𝚣 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍... 𝚙𝚝. 𝟼☘•

Also requested by stay_soya , I hope you like them (also sorry they're kinda late 🥲)

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Chan: "stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!"

Y/n: "yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!"

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Felix: *at a gob interview*

Interviewer: *going over his resume* "okay so it says here that you're creative?"

Felix: "yes sir"

Interviewer: "okay... May I know what you create?"

Felix: "problems"

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Hyunjin: *enters the kitchen*

Hyunjin: "is something burning?"

Changbin: *smiling* "just my love for you"

Hyunjin: "changbin  the toaster is on fire"

Changbin: "OH SHIT-"

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Chan: *ready to go out*

Jisung: "oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside"

Chan: "jisung, I swear to god, if I go outside and see all our mugs are on the front lawn again..."

Jisung: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Y/n: *walks in on seungmin killing someone*

Y/n: *gasps* "YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY?!?"

Seungmin: "y/n! Wait I can explain!"

Y/n: "And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump"

Seungmin: "...."

Seungmin: "wait what-"

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Hyunjin: "Here's a fun christmas idea, we hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it"

Chan: "hyunjin no."

Minho: "mistleFOE"

Chan: "stop encouraging them"

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Y/n: "I was thinking of doing some magic-"

Jeongin: "You? Magic? Y/n it says talent show"

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Thank you so much for reading! Hope you enjoyed :)

~todorokis_main✨