•𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴... ✵

•𝚜𝚔𝚣 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍... 𝚙.𝚝𝟺 ☘︎•

A/n : you guys asked, so I'll deliver :)

★★★★★

Seungmin: *locked outside of the house with y/n and changbin* "Guys we need to get through this locked door. Y/n, give me your credit card"

Y/n: "here"

Seungmin: *puts it in his pocket* "thanks, Chang bin, kick down the door"

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Jeongin: *doing homework* "what's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? "

Minho: " disgruntled, miserable, desolated-"

Hyunjin: "smad"

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Jisung: "guys! who wants to bet that I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Seungmin: " you're a hazard to society "

Y/n: "and a coward, DO TWENTY "

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Chan: *driving y/n and jisung* "so, how was your day?"

Jisung: "it was fun! We almost got surprised adopted"

Chan: "what?"

Y/n: "we almost got kidnapped "

Chan: "oh okay"

Chan: "..."

Jisung: "..."

Y/n: "..."

Chan: *slams on the breaks*
"WAIT WHAT!?!"

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Changbin: " me and minho were crossing the street when this dude drove by and honked at us"

Chan: *sigh* "what did minho do?"

Changbin: "he chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and..."

Minho: "who wants a steering wheel?"

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Y/n: "God, give me patience"

Jisung: "I think you mean 'give me strength' "

Y/n: "No, if God gave me Streangth, you'd be dead"

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Felix: "How do I deal with my enemies?"

Seungmin: "Kill them."

Felix: "that's abit extreme, I was hoping for a more passice solution"

Seungmin: "kill them only a little?"

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Everyone else: *minding their own business*

Jisung: "..."

Jisung: "Suck a cock."

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Thank you all somuch for reading! Hope you enjoyed :)

(This one was short but if you want a longer one then let me know)

(Also shout out to the person who requested this, I would tag them but I can't find their account :(  )

~todorokis_main ✨