•𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴... ✵

•𝚜𝚔𝚣 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍... 𝚙𝚝. 𝟻☘•

A/n : these were requested by @stay_soya (thanks so much for the request I genuinely don't know what else to do with this book tbh :') )

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Felix : "if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous."

Y/n: *asking a question for the tenth time* "what if it bites me and it dies?"

Jisung: *tired of her shit* "then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ y/n, learn to listen. "

Hyunjin: "what if it bites itself and I die?"

Minho: "then that's voodoo"

Jeongin: "what if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Chan: "that's correlation, not causation"

Hyunjin: "what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Minho: "that's kinky"

Seungmin: "oh my fucking god."

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Changbin: "y/n...how do I begin to explain y/n?"

Felix: "y/n is flawless"

Hyunjin: "I hear their hair is insured for $10, 000"

Chan: "I hear they do car commercials... *whispering* in japan."

Jisung: "One time they punched me in the face.... It was awesome"

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All of stray kids: *playing a game*

Changbin: "dumbest scar stories, go!"

Jeongin: "I burned my tongue while drinking tea once"

Felix : "I dropped a hair dryer on my leg and burned it"

Seungmin: "I was taking a cup of noodles out the microwave and it spilled and burned my hand really bad"

Hyunjin: "I have a price of graphite stuck in my leg after accidentally stabbing myself in the first grade"

Chan: "...."

Chan: "I have emotional scars"

Minho:*sighs* "we know, chan"

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Y/n : "what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?"

Jisung: "pregnancy tests are are maybe babies"

Felix: "socks are feetie heaties"

Changbin: "forks are stabby grabbies"

Chan: "defribillators are heatie starties"

Jeongin: "nightmares are dreamy screamies"

Hyunjin: "stamps are lickie stickies"

Minho: "You're all disappointments."

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Chan: *teaching them*

Chan: "okay, there's seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?"

Hyunjin: "have everyone stand"

Felix: "bring three more chairs"

Seungmin: "the most important ones can sit down"

Minho: "kill three"

Chan: "Minho no-"

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Changbin: "where's y/n, Felix and jisung? "

Jeongin: "they're playing hide and seek"

Changbin: "where?"

Jeongin: "I don't think you get how this game works"

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Minho: in light of what you did for me,...I'll let you hug me for four to five seconds

Jisung: "FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?"

Minho: "No! Four to five seconds!"

Jisung: *hugs him while smiling* "too late"

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Thank you so much for reading! Hope you enjoyed :)

~todorokis_main✨