Lowly Being's "Heroics"

1: Buy One, Get Two Morons Free

Chapter 1: Buy One, Get Two Morons Free, Part 1.

Cast: UT, Tempie and Tempy.

While pondering who would die first, I decided to view the first group of interest. This three-person group had quite a baffling skill variety.

A necromancer, a tank unit, and a transportation attacker.

Nonetheless, it is now time to showcase their... reaction to being sent to this place, what will they do?

_-_LOV_-_

Dropping in place, the three stared off into the distance, not to be edgy but because they quite simply hadn't noticed they were in a different area right now. Maybe they had some dizziness too- yep, they did.

All three faced the same direction, and 2 out of the 3 threw up on the spot, nothing coming out. They didn't eat anything fortunately since the three had their souls placed in new bodies of their preference. I should've made them all be what they call ugly bastards in the other world but... I do not want to watch that. I want entertainment, not in the form of horror. To put it simply, the trio were altered completely, including their race. Two were lesser demons and one was a dragonoid even.

Starting from left to right behind since I don't see their gagging faces, we have Tempie, UT, and Tempy. Disclaimer, the first and last are two different people. The only one not throwing up is UT, which probably has something to do with his adaptation skill.

'God my head, it's like someone stuck a dick in my brain...' BLARRHHGG, Tempie was the first to actually think something, and while the description was vulgar, it's kind of accurate. Not the insertion into the brain, but more so their molecules breaking apart and piecing them together elsewhere. Like a fast roller coaster, your head is forced back, they all probably have acute whiplash right now even with their fortified bodies.

Could I have just teleported them normally, headache-free?

Of course.

Why didn't I?

I don't want to assist them constantly, I gave them enough as is. If they died from this then the... relationship... was never meant to be.

I'm not one to resurrect the dead after all, leave that to Dionysus, although it was maybe a one-time occurrence. He drinks too much for my liking and the gods of Greece are a bit too... "continue the bloodline" at every passing moment.

Anyway, my apologies for getting off track. The next thought that came in was from Tempy, who was in the middle of throwing up nothing.

'W-we're touching gras-' BLARFFGHHH.

That's due to the motion and not the grass, correct?

UT who still stared off at space finally noticed the changed scenery around him and two people who sounded like terminally ill hospital patients.

"Who are you gu- what the fuck. Oh hell, please don't tell me I am grouped with a solo leveling fan."

UT, casting his gaze at Tempie who was coughing at the left, spoke his mind not even being concerned one bit about the two keeling over. If looks could get the point across, he looked annoyed and bored out of his mind staring at Tempie.

"What's with those toothpick legs, they became cannon?"

UT, hearing gagging to his right as well now, turned to see a man with a monocle and a top hat, imaginary rainbows coming out from his mouth.

"Now you, why are you spewing out rainbows while looking like a mature noble? Where are we anyw-."

UT flinched and so did Tempy and Tempie ever so slightly.

"Whoa, what was that...?"

Quite suddenly, the voice of the world spoke in all of their heads and went in order of what they heard from Ut, Tempy, and Tempie...

[Notice: Unique skill, Demonic Adaptation, has been acquired.]