This is your badness level

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I'm not sure where we ended up but at least we weren't in the lamp anymore or on the Isle. Now we were telling Freddie about Remedial Goodness and all the bad things FGM had done and how Mrs. Potts would be taking over her class so she was in good hands.

But the girls were also telling her about the 2 hour smile exam which was so stupid because I guess it's really important to smile here in Auradon. And while her smile was fine she also smiled with too much teeth and then her eyes apparently still said "villain" according to Evie.

So they talked to her about smiling with her eyes. And Mal cut them off because it was lunch time. It was no crusty barely oatmeal the goblins made them on the Isle but this was so much better than that. Because it was real food. And then they accidently stepped on Ruby's hair. Because it leaves 10 mins after she does. She hit Audrey with it when she complained about the split ends.

When Freddie saw the buffet table she didn't want any of this fancy stuff nothing glazed or sprinkled but she did like the actually I think they're cream puffs but I'm not sure but she filled a plate of them onto her plate and stuffed them in her mouth calling them "puffed deliciousness."

But it became a big problem when she started stealing other people's food when they left it sitting out. So Mal and Evie had had to tell her that in Auradon it wasn't great to steal. Which was confusing because for one they left it out and don't expect people to steal it. And two me and my friends kind of do that in different way when we go searching for "treasure."

Which I explained to Freddie but she wasn't listening and then I stopped listening and me and my friends got hopped up on the chocolate from the chocolate fountain and dipping the animal shaped fruit into it. But when we saw Lonnie Freddie got upset because she decided this was all for her.

So it's a work in progress and Ben and I had told her to dig in. As if it was all meant for her. We'll work on it. But we weren't nearly this bad when we came here were we? Mal asked me and Evie. Maybe not but I do have pictures to look back on for later. But for now we should watch over Freddie and help her de- evil-ize. Yeah she and Evie cringed with me. You're right. 

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