Bad is the new good

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Talent shows always cause problems! That's ok nothing I can't fix. After all FGM was causing them right and left when she didn't like me and just me since my friends all had powers too. How I was supposed drown and stay dead.

How she had worked together with our mother to get rid of me. Then years later Jane only for me to come back stronger than ever both of those times. And with friends following behind me. Talent show problems were in the words of Kim Possible " No big."

But then my biggest problem/ pain in the butt is Audrey. Audrey and her followers like Lonnie. Harmony and I and our friends were gonna preform together as were Mal and Evie against Audrey and Lonnie and the rest of us. But the two of them were driving Mal and I insane. Making us wanna gag with their everything being "tots" cute.

And then we had other problems like Evie making up words like a true AK. And poor sweet Ally looking so lost and upset. I had to tell Mal who she was since she was new here. We asked her if she was ok but she was worried because she didn't have a partner anymore because her singing partner lost their voice.

She was upset that if she didn't have another partner her chances of winning went down the rabbit hole. Freddie was upset that her partner was freaked because of the shrinking head thing I guess apparently which I hoped was fake. After all they didn't have magic on the Isle of the Lost.

When I suggested they be partners Ally was scared of Freddie wanted to know what kind of magic she did and how evil she was. Though she couldn't be worse than FGM. And I tried to reassure her this but she didn't want to sing with Freddie too worried about what would happen to her if she hit a bad note. Freddie teased about the shrunken heads.

Ally thought that was gross but wanted to touch it. But Audrey was also grossed out and told Lonnie to come with her because they were going first but we complained that we were supposed to go first and then we were confused because Mal and I said so in sync. And we were all upset when they were doing our song.

And then we all joined them. instead of a partner sing and dance it was more like a dance team and while we were upset they had copied us and they were upset we were ruining it everyone else loved us doing it together. And we had fun so no harm done.

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