Sugar and Spice and everything not nice: Wicked World

I wanna go home

This has been such a long day. Though for the most part it's been fun. Harm and I took the boys over the weekend to be mermaids. We helped Evie with the cupcakes though it was a disaster oh well you live and you learn. And the explosion of color got all over Audrey. Which was funny.

But then of course she thought it was mine and Mal's fault. Well it was part mine but it was in no way Mal's. And so we tried to make it up to her our fault or not but Ben didn't like the way we had done things when we were only trying our best. So we did what we did of course and well you remember how that went.

And now Audrey had a huge problem with her hair. And the best part is it wasn't mine or Mal's fault. It was actually.... Wait for it.... Jane's. And why? Because she discovered thar she had magic and tried to be a good friend to Audrey and do what she wanted.

I couldn't tell you what Mal and I were up to now but Audrey and Jane had interrupted. She screamed about how a selfie was ruining her life. Oh wow a selfie is ruining your life? I asked her not looking back at her just yet. How about FGM using Jane to try and make it look like I tried to commit suicide after you told me to jump off a bridge?!

I very rarely do anything to you Audrey. Just because I have magic doesn't make me a bad person. Harmony has magic and so do our friends but I was the only person you had a problem with. I mean after all what could be so bad? I was cut off when we turned around and saw the disaster that was her hair.

Nice hair. I lifted an eyebrow. But still not as bad as to what happened to me. Accessory to human murder is not the same as murder of the hair. Though it's very edgy. Or have you yet to notice that? I get it I've been mean to you but it would make me want to think about being nicer to you if you would help me fix my hair.

Jane was in shock she could do magic and we were surprised she could too. But someone had to do that to her hair and Jane would never purposely be mean to someone well unless she was under the influence of popularity and peer pressure. I suppose the only logical explanation is magic. Which is funny when you think about it because magic is anything but logical.

But Jane left because she was overwhelmed and had to go lie down realizing she could also do magic. Too bad nothing from here carries over to movie 2 or 3 since this is in between one and two. Anyways when Jane went out Evie came in with Harmony in tow. They were upset that instead of being pastry chef's people were saying they were pastry's of death which everyone including Evie knew was not a compliment here.

And then Jay came in he gave Harmony a kiss on the cheek before handing Mal and I Jordan's lamp. He told us to save this for him that it was important. Told Audrey nice hair and then told her not really but he was learning to be nice. You have to fix my hair! Audrey screeched at us. But Evie pulled the BFF card which isn't a very VK thing to do and said Mal was her best friend and I was Harmony's and that we would be helping them first.

As much as we wanted to help everyone I'm guessing things like this never happened on the Isle and to top it off Jordan saw the lamp in Mal's hands and thought she stole it and called her a thief. Everyone was shouting demands in our ear and it got worse because mine and Harmony's friends rushed in to tell Harmony and Evie that the next batch of cupcakes were just as bad and they came begging me for their help.

I told my best friend I was going to kill her boyfriend and Jordan thought Mal was ruining it with her paint worried that she got paint on it and Mal tried to fix it by wiping it off. Here I'll help. Taking care of lost things is kind of my forte. But she snatched it from us before I could help. Mal was upset that things like this never happened on the Isle and wished we could all go home.

And as she said that Ben walked into the tent since no one can knock as Jay pointed out since we were after all in a tent. And once we were all gone Carlos came in having just missed us. I had texted him to come see us because it had been a long day but after he called out to us that Jay got him a new phone he posted a photo of him flying solo. And where were we? That's next chapter's problem.