Just Clowning About

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(note: this chapter is kind of whak :/ )

"Oh boys!" Kettle called ,"breakfast is ready."

Kettle heard some scuffling form upstairs, right before the tow cups crashed through the ceiling and landed in their chairs. Kettle, unfazed by the loud crashing sound, threw to plates and then two slices of toast, both of which landed perfectly on the table.

The two dug into the toast, spraying crumbs everywhere like wood chippers while Kettle pottered about the kitchen.

"Can one of you boys go and check the mailbox," Eldar kettle asked," and take any letters straight to me, so no opening them and taking all the money out of them like you did when it was my birthday."

The two brothers looked at eachother, neither wanting to go out.

"Rock paper Scissors?" Cuphead suggested.

"I'll just get it," Mugman said defeatedly.

He walked out the house, reached into the mailbox and found three brightly coloured slips of paper. He strolled back into the house and plopped them on the table.

"What are those?" Cuphead asked, looking at the bright printouts.

"They're coupons," Mugman explained ,"they give free popcorn at the fair."

"ooooOOOOOooh!!" Eldar kettle exclaimed ,"let me have a look at those."

Before the brothers could react Eldar kettle snatched up the cupons.

"HAHA!" He cried, clutching them in his hand,"all the popcorn is mine!"

"Popcorn?" Great Uncle flask said, poking his head into the kitchen.

Kettle turned sharply to look at his brother, slightly shocked by his sudden appearance and forgot that sharp movements weren't good for his...

CRUNCH

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He immediately fell to the floor and lay there.

"Are you ok Eldar Kettle?" Mugman asked

"Yes," he confirmed, still lying face first on the floor, "i think i'll wait this one out. You two go to the fair. I'll just wait here until i can move again."

"I'll deal with Mr Teapot here," Flask said, "you boys go have some fun at the fair."

Flask grabbed kettle by the wrists and dragged him up the stairs, making him klunk loudly as he was yanked up each step.

The two brothers looked at each other for a second before rushing off, out the door.

"I'll call Chalice," Cuphead yelled, running round the house and into the shed. He then ran back out with a rocket under his arm. He planted the rocket in the ground and lit the fuse.

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!!!BLAM!!!

The rocket exploded in the air in a mass of sparks and smoke. Almost immediately a light blue streak shot through the sky and stopped in front of the two cups.

"Hey ding dongs!" Chalice greeted still in her ghostly form ,"what trouble have you boys gotten yourselves into this time?"

"Popcorn!" Cuphead exclaimed ,"we got these coupons in the mail, we can cash them in at the fair for free popcorn."

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