Markiplier egos x reader collection. (WORK IN PROGRESS)

Maybe a Little Too Much? (Damien)

Thank you to my irl friend for giving me the idea! Basically, I ran out of ideas (again) and asked her for an idea. She gave me the idea of drunk Damien crashing into the food table. Enjoy lol!

You had been invited to a party. Mark's party. You walk in and greet everyone. You see Damien right away. He hasn't seen you yet and doesn't know you're here. The butler walks by carrying a tray with drinks. You gladly accept one and take a small sip. You didn't know exactly what it was, but it was good. It was an alcohol drink, but still good. You never did drink much alcohol, but today was apparently something special, so why not. You took another sip, but this time larger. You looked back to where you saw Damien earlier. He wasn't there anymore. He was talking to the detective and now the detective was talking to the colonel. You didn't realize that Damien had snuck up right behind you. Shrugging, you took another sip. Just then, Damien tapped your shoulder, scaring you. You jump a bit. "JEEZ! Oh, Damien. You're going to make me choke." Damien looked at you and laughed. You greeted each other and talked for a bit. Well, soon enough, he was getting more drinks and getting more and more drunk.

After the 5th or so drink, you finally had to stop him. He was already really drunk. You hadn't even finished your first drink and he had already finished at least 5 or 6. He was a little wobbly and dizzy. He swayed when he walked. The food was now finally ready and the grumpy chef came out and told the butler. The butler and chef announced that the food was now being served and everyone made their way to the dining room. Damien was so drunk, that he tripped over a chair and fell on top of the table and the food. It was a mess. Everyone laughs a bit and you help him up. You try to help him up, but he only lies on his back and pulls you on top of him. You're face went red with embarrassment and got even brighter when he said his next words. "Y/N, have I ever told you how beautiful you are?" He said, his speech slurred. Yep. He was definitely drunk.

After you finally pulled him up, the chef made new food, which took another long hour and a half. After everyone ate and partied for a few more hours, Damien started acting more and more flirty with you and you only. You thought it was because he was drunk. But a part of you believed it was also the real Damien talking. You wondered if it was him or the alcohol speaking. The party ended around 2 am and everyone went home. You drove Damien home because of how drunk he was. You helped him up the stairs and into his house. He waved goodbye and you did too. Driving back home, the thought popped back into your head. "Was he really flirting with me?" You asked yourself.

When you got home, you quickly changed your clothes and fell into your bed. You fell asleep.

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The next morning was Saturday. You luckily had a day off from work today to catch up on sleep. You weren't worried about any hangovers because you barely had any alcohol. You didn't even finish the first drink. You only finished about a half of it. There was just a tiny headache, that's all. You dismissed your alarm set for 7 am and slept in until 9.

(I'm lazy and out of motivation, so everything from here is going to be pretty short and plain. Bland. Borin stuff. I'm lazy lol 😩)

You got up and made some simple breakfast. Just two eggs and a slice of toast. The rest of the day was normal. You sat and watched your favorite TV show and watched a few movies. You even got to watch the newest movie you have been wanting to see. You went to sleep around 11 pm.

(See what I mean? Lazy. 🤪)

You went to work the next day thinking that the whole 'drunk Damien' thing was over. Well, the drunk part was over, but as soon as he saw you enter the building, he said, "Well well we'll! Beautiful as always. I wonder how someone like you hasn't found someone yet. Maybe I could help with that." You didn't know if that was meant as he could help you find someone, or if he was flirting again. It shocked you a bit and you blushed. He chuckled. "No need to be shy or embarrassed, dear!" You chuckled a bit, laughing it off. Maybe he really meant it that night?...

The whole day, he would bring up compliments on how amazing you looked and would flirt with you almost all day. You thanked him for the compliments and blushed a lot. At the end of the day, when you were leaving, he stopped you. No one else was in the building. He grabbed your wrist gently, turning you around. He looked into your eyes and he tucked some hair behind your ear. He smiled warmly and kissed you on the forehead. Your mind raced and he waved to you goodbye. You walked out, shocked. You drove home. The whole time you drove, your mind was racing with thoughts.

[Im out of motivation. Should I do part 2? Re reading this, I'm also dying of cringe. Please someone help me 💀]