*In the kitchen*
Peter *wide eyed*: Is it true that you set fire to one of the new recruits?
Y/N: Technically they set fire to themself.
Steve *walking in*: YOU SET A RECRUIT ON FIRE?!
Y/N: HE WAS FLIRTING WITH NATASHA!
Steve: THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT!!!!
Natasha: *comes running in*: YOU DON'T GET TO YELL AT MY GIRL, ROGERS!
Tony: HOLY SHIT! IS THAT WHY AGENT MYERS QUIT???
Y/N: ASSHOLE DESERVED IT!
Steve: LANGUAGE!!!