Murder

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*during a meeting*

Natasha: I prevented a murder today

Steve *impressed*: Really? How'd you do that?

Steve *impressed*: Really? How'd you do that?

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Natasha: Self control

Wanda: Oh no...

Yelena: Sestra... who'd you try to kill?

Natasha *casually*: No one...

Steve: Romanoff

Natasha: Sharon....

Bucky: Carter?

Natasha: No, Sharon Osbourne. Yes Sharon Carter!

Tony: What'd she do?

Natasha: *mutters something incoherent*

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Natasha: *mutters something incoherent*

Clint: What was that?

Natasha: She was flirting with Y/N

Wanda: You tried to kill Carter because she flirted with Y/N?!

Natasha: Yeah...

Yelena *happy*: I'll allow it

Steve *bewildered*: No! Bad! Murder = Bad!!!

Y/N *showing up out of nowhere*: Shut up, Capsicle!

*dragging Natasha away*

Y/N: C'mon Nat!

Y/N: C'mon Nat!

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