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Clint: *talking to Natasha* I have no idea how...

Y/N: No idea about what?

Clint: JEsuS ChRisT WOmAn! Where the hell did you come from?

Y/N: Everywhere... Now no idea about what?

Natasha: Clint knocked himself in the face with his own bow.

Clint: NATASHA!

Natasha: Like it wasn't obvious! You have shiner!

Clint: *walks away while muttering to himself about betrayal and freaky women*

Natasha: *eyebrow raise*

Y/N: What?

Natasha: *higher eyebrow raise*

Y/N: Just because we're dating does not mean that that eyebrow trick can work on me anymore! I will not break!!

*2 seconds later*

Y/N: Yeah, it was me... It took me a year to pull this prank off!

Y/N: I just put more and more nickels into his bow until he got used to the weight. And then this morning, I took them out. I had F.R.I.D.A.Y. record it incase you wanna watch it.

Natasha: Genuis, моя любовь. Absolutely genius.

 Absolutely genius

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 18, 2025 ⏰

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