Y/N: You've been keeping secrets from me...
Natasha: Obviously, that's literally my job.
Y/N: It's my job too, but I still tell you everything
Natasha: Detka, that's why you're suspended right now.
Y/N: But I didn't say anything bad
Fury: You told everybody how I lost my eye
Y/N: I thought it would be funny!
Everyone: *snickering*
Y/N *exasperated*: I mean was I wrong? You lost your eye to a cat...
Fury: IT WAS A FLERKEN!
Natasha: Dorogoya... maybe you shouldn't anger the man who signs your checks anymore than you already have...
Y/N: But it's funny
Natasha: Dorogoya....
Y/N: Fine.... But I'm not apologizing... *fake whispering* It was funny
Fury: I heard that!
Y/N: You were supposed to!
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