There are things we would be better off without, no?
Memories that plague your mind.
Nightmares that strangle peaceful slumber.
Trauma that cuts open old wounds and watches them fester.
When the pain is too much, the weight is too heavy to bear, call upon The Keeper.
They will remove what ails your mind.
For a fee, however.
Nothing, my friend, is ever free.
To call upon The Keeper, follow this guide.
And remember. Your debt must be paid in full.
Write down what you want The Keeper to take. Write down every detail, even the smallest little insignificant thing.
On a clear, full mooned night, take this tenet to the heart of the woods.
Go alone. No one shall bear testimony to this exchange, or it will be an immediate death sentence.
Build a pyre surrounding it and in your mind, think of the thing most precious and dear to you.
That is your offering. Be it physical, spiritual, mental...that is The Keeper's price.
If you are unwilling, destroy the pyre, and leave immediately.
The Keeper may be angry that you wasted Their time.
And of all pitiless beings, They are the most bestial.
If you are willing to sacrifice your sacred thing, light the pyre.
The Keeper will be with you shortly.
The bowing of the trees and the scent of rot will announce The Keeper's arrival.
Keep your eyes down, if you wish to keep them.
Do not speak out of turn.
Know your place.
When asked by whom They were summoned, give your full name.
If silence follows, your offering has been accepted, and you may leave.
The transaction has been made.
If asked if you believe your offering is worthy, apologize and beg for your life.
Pray that They are in a philanthropic mood.
Or, pray that They end you swiftly.
When They leave, you must return immediately home and go straight to bed.
You will have a seamless slumber, and in the morning, you will recall none of this.
However, if you wake up with full recollection of everything, even the thing you were supposed to forget, I am sorry, but your time is up.
They don't always play fair.
Especially when they take a liking to the taste of your pain.
