~KYMAN~ (fluff)

Chapt. 2: in the closet ✌️😋

*Kyle's P.O.V*

First period flew by like a breeze.. but in second period, Kyle couldn't stop thinking about Cartman, and what he did on the bus. *Why did he do that?? Was it just an elaborate prank? He did seem genuinely concerned about me but it is Cartman we're talking about.. but.. did he mean what he did..? In a nice, not an asshole way..? He wouldn't gain anything from doing it so... Oh my god I need to get this manipulative, self centered, cut- UGLY, fatass out of my head..!*
"Kyle!"
"Huh..?"
"I asked you a question! What is 6 × 9?!"
"54..?"
"Correct, answer the first time I ask next time!"
"Whatever.."
*Phew, that was a close call..*
*RIIIIIIIIINGG.*
*Finally, break, now I can ask Cartman about what happened on the bus this morning..*

*Nobodies P.O.V*

Kyle walked up to Cartman and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey, fatass, we need to talk. Now."
"..? What..! But I didn't even get to eat my lunch!!"
"Now, fatass!" Kyle stated, slightly pissed at Cartman already.
"I.. um, o-okay.."
Kyle took Cartman out of the cafeteria, into the hall, and then into the janitor's closet and locked the door behind him.
"Why did you do that on the bus." It was more of a statement than a question. Cartman tried to keep a straight face, even though he was terrified and shaking a little.
"I.. w-what do you mean Kahl..?"
"Why did you wrap your arm around me."
"I.. I wasn- I just wanted to do it, I- Well why did you practically HUG ME at the bus stop? Hmm..?" Cartman said it smugly, thinking he had the upper hand.
"I.. that was- I already said I- I care about you y'know...?! I- it was- I wasn't thinking about it so I just- did it.."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"But why would you, of all people care about me..?"
"I just do."
"That seems kinda gay, Kahl, maybe you like me or something." Cartman said grinning, Kyle looked back at him, surprised and blushing a LITTLE bit.
"I.. i'm not gay! A-and I'm not the one who let me sleep on his shoulder and LAP." Kyle retaliated.
"You fell asleep on me! And basically cuddled my damn arm!" Cartman said back, fuming.
"Alright, alright! Truce. Let's stop arguing.. and get out of this closet, lunch is almost over."
They shook on it and waited until the bell rung, Cartman realized they didn't have their backpacks with them.
"Jew, what about our bags? We don't have them y'know.."
"I took out bags into our next class together and locked them so nobody could steal our stuff."
Cartman look impressed with Kyle, and nodded, leaning back against the wall- right as the bell rung.
"Shit.. when should we get out of here for class??" Said Cartman, kinda worried (wow Cartman being worried about getting to class? I've seen it all 😭)
"Not yet.. not yet.. NOW!"
Kyle yanked open the door and slithered into the crowd, pulling on Cartman's sleeve so he didn't get lost or something. Kyle kept a firm grip on Cartman's sleeve, but Cartman knew a quicker way to class, so he switched and grabbed Kyle's hand and pulled him along... Little did he know, Stan was watching them "holding hands".
"The fuck..?"
"What?"
"Kenny, didn't Kyle and Cartman spend the whole damn lunch period talking, and now they're holding fucking hands?? What the hell??"
"I don't know dude, maybe their becoming better friends or some shit. They do have the same class together so whatever."
Stan nodded but still couldn't shake the weird feeling of seeing his best friend with his mortal enemy.. was it his mortal enemy..?

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623 words sorry for longish chapter