Chapt. 4: gay*ss gaming

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*Nobodies P.O.V*

"Wanna go upstairs and play games?"
"Sure!"
Kyle and Cartman went upstairs to play some smash bros and Minecraft 'n' shit.
Cartman looked over at Kyle, who looked back- (jit had to take a double glace)
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*after five whole minutes of Cartman shuffling around*
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing??"
"I'm tryna get comfortable and I'm literally about to do a damn headstand if I can't!" Cartman huffed. (somebodies a little upsetti spaghetti😒)
Kyle thought for a moment, then opened his legs (he was sitting criss cross) and motioned Cartman over.
"...?"
"Nobodies here to judge us, Cartman, c'mon."
"I- bu- well- but isn't it kinda gay tho..?"
Kyle just stared at him. (bro said 😐)
Cartman sighed and scooched over, and Kyle put him in his lap.
"..no homo, right..?"
"No homo dude."

*like ten minutes later*

Cartman started scooching down on Kyle, so his head was on Kyle's stomach
"Cartman, you look tired as fuck, do you wanna go to bed ?"
"mmm... nah, id rather fall asleep on you"
"Dude, get up, c'mon."
"no"
Kyle looked down at Cartman, smirking like the fucking Kool aid man- tbh he kinda looks like him tho.
"If you don't move your fatass in five seconds I'm going to pick you up"
"I'd like to see you try, Jew boy"
"Five"
"Nope"
"Four, three"
"Hey wait, you're counting faste-"
"Two, one, you're done."
"Wait-"
Kyle put his controller down and picked Cartman up- surprisingly easy, and threw him on the bed.
"AK- god damn Kahl! I could have hit my head on something!!"
"Mhm, sure. Now scoot over Cartman."
Cartman scooted over and Kyle got in bed too
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"I hate you, Jew"
"I hate you too, Fatass"



:P




300 words, sorry for short chapter I did this at skewl-

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