Roomates (Solangelo AU)

random will bday extra

a/n: hi bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes (if you get it, you get it. if you don't, you dont) i don't have enough time for an ACTUAL update , so i decided to make a lil will solace bday comedy one-shot extra. i am no sure when the next update will take place, but it should be soon. depends on when  my next manic phase will come. any other bi polar buddies here? 

anways,enjoy,my loves!

(will's pov)

   annabeth raised her arm in the air, trying to get the attention of a tall man in a restaurant uniform. "hey, waiter!" she yelled over the voices of tables around us. nico --my boyfriend-- had planned a special dinner night out which i was anticipated for, until he told me that my friends would be coming along. don't get me wrong, my friends are super cool, it's just... they can be a bit much in public places. the waiter walked over us, looking irrated by annabeth's impatience. "gotcha. i mean, i'm not your waiter, but uh, i'll just take your order."  i glanced at his name tag which read 'bob' (a/n: ik, i'm so creative, aren't i?)

     annabeth gave a small smile towards the waiter. "great, my boyfriend here," she gestured  towards percy, "he woul like the--" 

"bup,bup,bup, " percy raised his palm, signaling for annabeth to stop. "why do YOU always order for me?"

"because i know what you like."

"and i don't?" i'll order MY OWN dam meal, thank you."  he stared back  at annabeth, waiting for her to protest. when she didn't, he smiled sweetly at bob, "i'll have the, uhh... er, hmmm... errm,.. ummm... eh, come back to me." this had happened before, whenever will goes with his friends and percy to any kind of place that serves food , prcy would immediately forgot stuf he liked or wanted. 

piper also had her own way of ordering; befriending litteraly anyone in a ten table radius. she turned to the table behind us where a young looking couple sat. they look like they wanted to be left alone, but piper wasn't the best at social ques. "hey," she whispered to them, "what's that golden hunk of meat you're enjoying there?" piper asked the woman. "it's pork chop." she answered, annoyance behind her fake sweet tone. "is it good?" piper smiled. the girl nodded.

 "hm... not really in the mood." said piper. "what about you're handsome freind here," she asked, facing the man. "what're you working with? that some kind of pilaf?" 

"it's wild rice.." he replied. 

piper nudged frank with her elbow, who was sitting beside her. "you go, frank. i've got a feeling these two have a story to tell." she stood up and pulled her chair to the other table where she sat down. nico, who was sitting beside me, started at me. i could tell he was silently asking me, 'what the fuck is her deal.' 

frank glanced at the kids'menu in his hands.  for some reason he proffered it over the adult ones. "i'll have the little wrangler dog. and, hm.. apple sauce please." bob smiled impatiently, "sorry, the kids' menu is for eight and under." hazel, sitting by frank, rolled her eyes. "he IS eight or under." 

the waiter sighed. "alright, little wrangler dog it is... and what can i get you?" and then there was leo. without fail, he'd ALWAYS order the wrong thing. he looked at the menu. "you know what? i think i'm gonna' have a nice peice of fish." jason covered his mouth (a/n:because valgrace is da best.  if you don't agree , i entirely respect your opinion, but it's completely wrong.) "no! stop right there. this is BEEFSTAKE charlie's. steak is in the name! that means no fish." leo ignored him and glanced back down at his menu. "how's your steamed trout?" he asked.

bob shrugged, "it's not great. " 

leo nodded. "heard ya' loud and clear. trout me." 

"dude, no! don't do this!" jason yelled at him. 

leo sighed. "well, now that you've all been such JERKS, i won't be sharing my DELICIOUS trout with any of you." 

nico's eyes widened, "what did i do?!" 

the waiter looked at percy again. "have you perhaps decided what you would like, sir?" percy smiled, "you can come back to me." 

"and ma'm, what about you?" he asked piper angrily, who was sitting and conversing at some rand lesbain couple's  table.  "hold on! i'm talking to scarlet and taylor (a/n: (me and my crushes names😭)) here about their potato!" i stood up, trying to stay calm. "okay, you know what? i'll just order. i will have a rib-I and a side of corn. nico, order." nico ackwardly looked around the table silently. everyone's eyes drove into his neck like bullets. "uh, s-soup?" nico mumbled quietly. the waiter put a hand by his ear, "sorry, what was that?" "the, er, s-soup?" bob leaned in closer, "speak up a bit louder, i can't hear you."  

"..the soup?"

"are you saying silk?" 

i stood up and slammed my hands on the table, startling everyone. "soup. he'll have the soup. french onion. a bowl, not a cup." i said loudly. "anything else?" asked the waiter. "um. that's it. just the soup." nico said quietly. bob looked back at percy , "and you sir, have you decided yet?" percy looked down at his menu. "actually, yeah, i finally got it." then he frowned. "ah, dammit, come back to me!" 

the waiter glanced at annabeth, "what would you like, ma'am?" 

"Okay, write this down VERY carefully. I would like the serloine  medium plus with garlic butter sauce. on the side, i would like the vegtable medally, but instead of asparagus, i wiuld like six pieces of shrimp. " 

"we... don't substitute shrimp for vegetables." the waiter told her.

"oh.." she scrunched her fsce and scoffed. "well, that changes everything." 

i sighed,  "oh my gods, here we go." 

"whats  wrong now?" whispered nico. 

"it takes annabeth TEN MINUTES to order. to her, the menu is just a vague suggestion. "

annabeth continued. "i would like the hanger steak, pitssburgh style, but instead of burnae sauce, i would like crab cakes." 

"we also don't swap out sauces for.. actual food." 

"okay," she scoffed again. "you gotta whole lotta' rules that don't make ANY sense. alright, here's what we're gonna' do. i would like the serloine medium plus with garlic butter on the side--" she paused for a moment. "okay,let's start over. i would like a  baked potato with sour cream and chives, but extra sour cream. on the side, i would like a petite filet. a LARGE petite filet. red peppers, and beans, and asperagus... and cream spinach, and add the horse reddish on the SIDE. i'm also not, like, starving, so cut the potato in half, and put half of it to go--"

(*LITERALY EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES LATER*)

"--and all of the mushrooms you have." annebeth finally finished. "perfect!" bob said unenthusiasticely. "you sir, " he nodded toward percy, "you look like you're ready to order!" percy thought for a moment, then winced. "come back to me?" 

"there's,  like , no one left!!" nico stood up angrily.  "JUST PICK YOUR  FUCKING MEAT OR DON'T EAT AT  ALL!" 

the waiter sighed. "why don't i just come back in a few minutes--" 

"No, we're to far in," annabeth intterupted him, "he'll have a tea bone, a little pink inside." 

percy's eyes widened. "Oh, yeah. that is what i like!" 

"okay--" the waiter looked ready to get out of there, but was intterupted.

"wait! " said leo. "i almost forgot, it's my friend will's birthday today, and i belive that means we get a free peice of cake..?" 

"mhm.." bob groaned. 

"oh, and by the way, it's HIS birthday, too." he pointed at nico. "me?" said nico.

"yup! oh yeah, they're twins! they'll have to FREE big pieces of cake."

i turned to nico who was beside me, and held his hands in mine. "i am  so sorry." nico squeezed my hands. "it's fine, i was the one who invited them-- ow!" leo threw a half eaten roll at the back of nico's head. "hands off, you two! you're twins!"

a/n: love u all🩷🩷 hope i made u laugh a lil bit