ps. these aren't mine, i have changed them a bit but i got inspiration from other story's and also pinterest!!! Enjoy!
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Harry: If you like me, raise your hand.
Simon: what do i do if i don't like you.
Harry: then raise your standards bitch
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Harry: I can't believe Unicorns are fake and giraffes are real. I mean which is more believable, a horse with a horn, or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck.
JJ:...
JJ: ...Wait you got a point there.
Ethan: *crying from laughing*
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Tobi: Name a way to be nice to others
JJ: Don't kill them
Tobi: ....
Tobi: Setting my expectations a little lower, but i'll allow it.
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JJ: Let me see what you have
Harry: A knife!
JJ: Ok have fu-
all the others: NO
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Waitress: How old are your kids?
Josh: They're not my kids. They're my friends
Waitress: Kids under 16 eat free
Josh: This is my son Harry. He is 12 years old, isn't he the cutest? And this is Vik he's 13.
Harry: I'm not 12
Josh: *whispering* Shut the fuck up Harry
YOU ARE READING
harry centric, sidemen oneshots
Fanfictionthese are sidemen oneshots and are harry centric because he's my favourite member of the sidemen. these are all boy x boy so if you don't like that i suggest you don't read this.
