I'm very afraid of heights. This freaking guy put me in a box and is pulling me through the sky with his teeth on the wire. Is he messing with me? I swear he dropped me at least like 4 times. What does he have to gain from taking me with him?? This is the worst!
From my little peeking hole, i can see dogs on jetpacks are tailing us. I don't think they're friendly and Carter is barking orders at me like I'm some sort of specialist. Yeah right, like I've got a clue what I'm doing up here. He's like
"A bit rewd of those fellas to take shots at us innit? Looks like theyve got the lurgy too. Deputy, do your thing."
I feel like I just got called on in class and you know everyone thinks I can do this, everyone is looking at me and like okay sorry I'm stupid I can't do this you trusted the wrong person.
I search around the box with my paw and find the revolver. Though im sad to admit it, with this curse, it's a lot easier to handle the gun.
So I wait like a long time. I say that I'm just waiting for the right moment but honestly that dog could fly up a meter in front of me and I still wouldn't want to take the shot.
So then the dog flew up a meter in front of me. It's trying to cut the wire of the box! So, I shoot, I think I used up the entire cylinder. It ended up hitting his jetpack. And I mean okay I didn't *kill him* kill him, but like he's definitely dead. That guy's plummeting into the ocean. He's dead.
"Well, Deputy, you certainly made a bang-up job of it, didn't you?"
Oh my gosh just leave me be. I reload the gun as he continues shooting down other dogs, with significantly more accuracy. From what I can see were getting closer to the airship. Wasting my ammo, I keep shooting, and Carter zooms straight through a wall, leading us into a storage closet. The box heats up as he BURNS THE BACK OF IT WITH LASERS THIS GUY
So now I'm humiliated and clawing for my life out of the box and he just yknow casually pulls the latch and opens it with his teeth.
"Hopefully thatll get them to buzz off."
I look back, still IN SHOCK OF THE AUDACITY OF THIS GUY, and it looks like he melted it to make like some sort of wall. Okay whatever fair enough.
"Now, its high time we stop that bloke Owie, eh?"
"Y-yup we got this." I wish I stayed in the prison.
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Deputy Doge.
FantasyThe sheriff of dogetown, deputy Doge noticed something strange he hasn't seen in all his doggo days. What is it you may ask? You have to read some deputy Doge to find out.
