Deputy Doge.

Chapter 3: Something is spreading.

That night I couldn't get any sleep, not with all these peculiar actions happening. I know that this can't be anything good, if he wanted to start a cult he should have asked me to0. I think that would be because he's up to something that would not be legal 🤔. As I looked out the window I saw some purple confetti looking rain. I walk over to my neighbours house to see if he knows anything about it. Suddenly when I get to his house he opens the door and pulls me inside. There are several other doggos in this house I don't remember being associated with him. I suddenly feel really uncomfortable to be walking or even standing. "I think he's infected guys, he was out there too long." Said my neighbour. "What do you mean" I asked. It took a while for him to explain and it was soooooo darn boring so if I were to summarize it... So like once there was a plague that only affected doggos like me, it was trapped in ice but owie and his cult let it out. It was never supposed to come out as the God doggos, doge and pupper shnupper sealed the plague in the thickest ice. When I say thick, I mean THICK like thick with a c, 4 separate q letters and and a k. Apparently, this plague causes the infected doggo unable to normally go on 4 feet. They will have to do a weird thing called standing with 2 feet, and the other feet would grab things. I used 2 of my legs to try this standing thing, but quickly fell down. The others worryingly looked at me. After about 30 minutes of practice though, I was starting to get the hang of it. I started walking around the home, looking like a complete dunce. I put on my fedora, and stepped outside. As I walked down the street, I saw that they were empty. The fluid still rained from the sky, which was likely why. I noticed I forgot my revolver at the neighbours place and went back to retrieve it. As I stepped into the house, I noticed the purple fluid was all over the floor. I slowly grabbed my revolver and explored further. "No! You've already done enough! Just stop!" Cried a mysterious voice. I stepped into the kitchen and peered around the corner. I saw one of owie's men holding a bucket of the purple fluid, about to pour it on the hostage doggos in the home! I immediately jumped into action, and held the man at gunpoint. The guy stayed silent. I grabbed a spare pair of handcuffs and pushed the guy onto the floor. As I was handcuffing the man, I noticed the other doggos were tied up. I finished handcuffing the guy and worked on setting the doggos free until I was pinned to the ground by two other figures. Something bonked my head, and I was out.