The sheriff of dogetown, deputy Doge noticed something strange he hasn't seen in all his doggo days. What is it you may ask? You have to read some deputy Doge to find out.
So we ditched Owie and went to his control room, which very kindly, had big labels pointing towards the weather machine! :D
Still, even if we stopped the heating of the ice on the cursed lake, I wouldn't be able to go back to being a normal doggo! And everyone else that got infected and whatever
I mean like, yes it's nice we saved our society but how am I supposed to be celebrating here?! This is terrible!
"Lmao." said God.
"Who dis?" I ask the blinding mess of shapes, eyes, wings, and lights.
"Lord Pupper Schnuper innit?! I uhh.. your excellency!" Carter bowed down.
Tbh, this is not how imagined him at all. I thought he was more of a corgi.
At that moment, he shifts and turns into a tall corgi with a baggy white robe.
"For your viewing pleasure, Deputy." He laughed.
"What's going on dude? Why are you here?"
"Well I thought we had sealed that curse pretty well, but it only lasted 37,589 years! I ought to do a better job this time around." "Aww well don't beat yourself up."
"Y'know lately I've been looking around a little bit, checking up on how I left your little town. I had some plans for you, deputy.""Oh word?""I wanted things to go different, I guess. I wanted to see the development of a reserved and less noble dog, into a genuine hero to our people. But I suppose you convinced me. I won't try to meddle too much. It's on you to decide whether or not that'll be. God walked over to Carter who was still bowing. "Ya done good, my fren." extending a paw, he patted his head gingerly. I think Carter cried."Anyways deputy, you're probably hoping for something, right?" yesyesyes can i please not have the curse pls pls.
"Let the world bask in the water of life!" His voice suddenly became loud?? Like not in a sense that its breaking my ears, but somehow, it felt like every dog on the planet could hear it. Though the sky was clear, it suddenly began raining. "Those who wish to return to their roots, please step outside. Those who wish walk their new path, at least just cover your heart!"
I ran outside like I was a small dog again, on four legs, even though it hurt. Opening the hatch that lead to the balcony, I felt the rain on my face. Carter soon followed behind.
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I win sometimes. Its okay. I know I don't always deserve it, and sometimes its off of the backs of other people, but I keep telling myself that one day I'll share in that effort just as much.
My muscles and bones ease back into their familiar positions, and I lay on the metal floor.
"Its over quicker than you thought innit deputy?"
"Nothings quick enough for me. Were you even effected with your body and whatever?"
"Ah well it certainly helped, but I haven't exactly been a cracking lad as of late. To use my weapons right I had to force my body into its original position, even if the curse was telling me to do whatever else. It's no matter now. We took care of that whole kerfuffle, and theres nothing to worry about."
"Hmm. You saying that kinda scares me. Theres always something coming around the corner. I just wanna sleep."
"We will, chum. We will."
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thx for reading. owie died, the cursed rain is stopped, and his followers are presumably just living their lives. God says goodbye byeeeeee
