If yiu don't like this story, don't read, coude humor and dark humour ahead
Pov y/n
Y/n: I'll be there junior don't worry
Junior: you better be...look...I know you need this job, and I'd hate to be the guy to put you in a bad situation money wise
Y/n: I Said I'd be there , it means I'll be there.
Junior: fine, don't be late kid, I'm serious
Y/n: yeah... I know ....I'll be there
Timeskip
Dude: hey y/n, another beer
Y/n: coming right up
I see junior finish his talk with roman who I know is a criminal...but I like both my job and my life...well my job not so much, but I get paid extra for my silence so...
Suddenly à blonde woman make her way towards me
Yang: strawberry sunrise, no ice, oh and please add obe of those cute umbrellas
I sigh and start to prepare the drink when Suddenly à guy talk to me
Dude: hey y/n, another beer
Y/n: you're already drunk George
George: I'll be drunk when I'll decide it
I sigh and give him a beer
Yang: the name is Yang, Yang Xiao-long, but you can call me anytime...your name is y/n right?
She wink at me and blow me a kiss as I roll my eyes
Y/n: what did I do do to deserve this hell...
Yang: hey, rude
Y/n: there are better places to be than here Yang
Yang: yeah, by the way I'm looking for someone, and I heard that junior could help me
Y/n: you have a picture?
Yang: yeah here
She takes a picture from between her boo- well you know where
I take a look at the picture and give it back to her
Y/n: nope, never seen her... what does she owe you? money? Drugs? Your boyfriend left you for her?
Yang: nah...she's the vending machine where I came from
I chuckle...ok that wasn't as bad...even if it's not really à joke
Yang: so you can laugh
Y/n: sometimes, but the last time I laughed because of a...objectively attractive girl it didn't end well
Yang: please do tell
Y/n: I got a job
Yang: hahaha ok, I knew you were a catch with your pretty face but now if you don't end up inmy bed by the end of our respective lives I'll consider my life a failure
Y/n: that's what people from vacuo must say when they realize they are from vacuo
Yang: was your "her" from vacuo before breaking that poor little heart...poor thing
Y/n: someone from vacuo, by definition can't be a " her" especially not my "her"
Yang: what says I'm not from there
Y/n: do you have more than 1 braincell?
Yang: yeah why?
Y/n: then you're not from vacuo
