WARNING: VERY DARK HUMOR AHEAD, DON'T READ IF HOU DON'T LIKE IT, BE WARNED, IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED, I DO APOLOGISE
Pov y/n
Today is the day
I open my eyes and get up feeling tired, I get dressed and I get a call from junior
I pick it up and answer
Y/n: yeah?
Junior: kid, been a while hasn't it?
Y/n: what do you want junior?
Junior: you act as if I was a violent asshole who fired you for no good reasons
Y/n: that's because that's what you did
Junior: why do you always remember just the details kid?
Y/n: what do you want anyway?
Junior: I called to warn you
Y/n: of what?
Junior: the woman of the picture that your girlfriend showed last time, she's after you
Y/n: w-WHAT? Hey just to be clear, yang's not my girlfriend
Junior: SHE COULD BE A FURRY FORCING YOU TO COME WITH HER AT COMICONS I DON'T CARE, AND IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU TAKE FROM WHAT I JUST SAID?
Y/n: Stop yelling, my daughter is still sleeping
Junior: she is after your ass kid, don't know why, but she's not afraid to get dirty to get you
Y/n: that's gross
Junior: that's not-
Y/n: did she kill any-
Junior: half of them died, I don't know what your deal with her is kid, but she's not going to stop until I get you
Y/n: i met her, when she tried to take my baby
Junior: well she's after you now, so....tough luck, as an act of kindness and gratitude towards you and absolutely not because your sister is threatening legal action s, I'm sending the twins to help protect you
Y/n: that's the opposite of what you should do if you try to protect me
Junior: no, they will help you don't worry, and in case it goes south, use them as human shield
I hang up and look at my daughter
Y/n: well the good news is we don't have to worry about him trying to hurt us it seems
Laura: gaga
Y/n: of course the twins is a even worse case scenario but we'll deal with that later
Pov ruby
Later today we'll go to beacon, I hope y/n remember me, of course he does, after the heated love letter I wrote as if he was the one that wrote it was so loving and kinky, I hope he will one day take responsibility for the way he makes me feel
Pov Weiss
Willow: if you see that boy y/n again, tell him that my proposition stands
Weiss: what proposition ?
Willow: one that no sane man would ever refuse
Weiss: Don't tell me you're dealing him your body, have some dignity
Winter: I personally don't see the issue, if anything he should beg her for a glimpse of her attention, he'll soil our perfect genes if he were to-
Willow: winter dear, stay calm and avoid showing your Facist tendencies
