Pov yang
I look at y/n sleeping and kiss his cheek, before getting up
Yang: good morning babe
All I have as answer is him grunting
Yang: I'll go make breakfast ok ?
Another grunt
I leave the room and go to the kitchen, where I see an oversized t-shirt that I put on, and turn on the TV, while I start to make french toast
Journalist: mister schnee, what do you say about the racist allegations that you face
Jacques : I'm not racist, racism is a crime
Journalist: oh wow, what a relief to hear you say things like that, racism has no place in-
Jacques : AND CRIMES ARE ONLY COMMITTED BY FAUNUS FREAKS
Journalist: b- but you have faunus workers
Jacques: they are cheaper and some are good ones
I then see y/n's phone getting a call...it's his mom ...oh I'm going to enjoy it
Yang: yes future step mommy?
Serena:..the...YOU? WHERE IS MY SON?
Yang: in a bed, resting after I fucked him really good all night
Serena: YOU WHAT....YOU DUMB BITCH I'LL KILL YOU
Yang: if you are that mad about me fucking him the right way, wait till you learn that I pegged him non stop for two hours, and he yelled out my name in bliss
Sarah: YOU DID WHAT?
Yang: pegged him, you don't know what pegging is, it's when you-
Serena: BITCH I PEG HIS FATHER ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO PEG A MAN
Yang: someone's salty she's not y/n's favourite mommy anymore
Serena : THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD
Yang: but what if I carry a baby now?
Serena: he wouldn't be dumb enough to do this
Yang: I mean yeah, but you know the heat of the moment...I have recorded it all, it was very heated
Serena: how much?
Yang: you're gross if you want to pay me to have you watch me fucking your son
Serena: NOT THAT YOU BITCH, I WANT YOU TO DELETE THE FOOTAGE
Yang: when I met y/n, he had literally no money, I don't care about money, I like your son for who he is, not for his bank account
Serena: well stop seeing him
Yang: you know I have a lot of followers on social media right
Serena: fine....you can hang out with him
Yang : really? That's awesome, and here I thought I would have to show you the pictures I have of us naked cuddling
Serena: I hate you
Yang: keep that for when I'm in a wedding dress and say ""I do"" to your son
I then hang up and then y/n arrive clothes on
Yang: you know, you look better naked
Y/n: you too and yet I stay quiet about it
Yang: you're cute when you try to be sassy
I hand him the food and he start to eat
Y/n: who was it?
Yang: your mom....we had a girl talk
