Dark humor ahead, read if you're willing to laugh, this chapter wasn't made to offend you, sorry if it did
Pov y/n
Lucy : if you all submit and kneel I'll think about sparing some of you
Raven : you don't seem to see, but you're surrounded
Lucy: surrounded by dead trash
Her fist start to glow but raven speaks
Raven : I didn't come here to fight-
Y/n: technically, you didnt come here, we did, thanks to you
Yang : it's the only way she can get people to come now
Y/n: that and her body, it's a shame I can feel her STDs from here
Yang: you ruined my joke babe
Lucy: could you 2 focus instead of bickering like a old couple
Yang: nah, we're good
Y/n : I promised myself not to laugh at jokes anymore, no matter how good they are, lucky me though i am safe with your bad jokes yang
Yang: when we get home, I'm going to make you the I in pixar and I'll be the lamp
Y/n: that's very tempting actually
Yang: heard that old hag? Get us home
Raven : I'm actually here because I have an offer for the boy
Lucy : he'd not intrusted
Raven: are you that insecure?
Lucy : if I kill you, do you think I'll be insecure ?
Y/n: let's hear her first
Raven: why thank you young man, here is what I was thinking about, you'll get the full protection of my tribe, as well as mine, a powerful maiden, in exchange, you'll give me an heir
Y/n: no....never in hell even
Raven : WHAT ?
Y/n: 1) if I wanted the protection of a bunch of drunk losers I'd have yang/ neo and emerald do it 24/7...no offense yang
Yang: heh, none taken, I'll gust fuck you till your hips are nothing but dust and you're split in half
Y/n: you can't scare me with good times yang, I want you to kill me like that, makes me unable to live alone
Lucy: keep saying that, and I'll fuck you infront of everyone, and so hard, they will have to dig you back up
Y/n: why is it that everytime a sexy badass blonde threaten me, I want to marry her
Yang: we're just beter, hotter and just way more mâle types
Y/n: and 2) I promised myself that the only bad girl I'll be nice and cool with will be yang
Yang: thanks babe
Raven: and why her?
Y/n: she's been helping me from the start, promised to watch over Laura, and her sister kind of scary
Lucy: your tastes in women is as questionable as your mental health
Y/n: in my defense, my mom is batshit crazy
Yang: wanna trade?
Lucy: DON'T YOU 2 TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
Y/n: not when my opponent has an astolfo body pillow in her tent
