That night, the Bad Guys put their new plan into motion. Wolf checked the master plan one last time with the gang, to make sure everyone knew their part.
"The ultimate goal, i reminded the crew, was to bring holiday spirit back to the city- so that we could bring on some holiday heisting!"
He explained each piece of the plan. "First, Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna so she can hack it." Up on the rooftop of the radio station, Webs and Piranha got ready to set the first pieces into place.
"Then," Wolf continued, "Shark will infiltrate the radio station and distract the DJ so she doesn't notice Webs is taking over the feed with holiday music." Inside the station, Shark was wearing a top hat, ready for his task.
But the best gig of al was saved for Snake and wolf, They were dressed in Santa hats, so they could get right into character. "Finally" Wolf finished up, "Snake and I will steal gifts from the department store to then break in and leave at unsuspecting houses."Once everyone was in position, Wolf signaled for them to go.
"And you said what Santa did was wrong" princess smirked at him, wolf stuttered and everyone laughs at him.
At the entrance to the department store, Wolf stood casually on lookout as Snake jimmied the store's lock.
As soon as they had the door open, the two slipped inside and began filling their bags with as many gifts as they possibly could.
Meanwhile, back at the radio station, DJ Trudy Tude droned into the microphone, "That was No No No Noel by Death Anchor. Bah humbug, amirite?" She pressed à wah-wah button on her soundboard, just as Shark was dressed in the ultimate Scrooge costume.
barged into the studio. Trudy Tude looked up in surprise. "Scrooge?"
She whispered. Then she shook her head and said, "Look, if you're here to teach me the meaning of Christmas, I'm not interested," she said, pressing her soundboard to make an old-time car horn sound blare out of the booth.
Shark blurted out in a weak British accent, "Don't you dare give the right dishonorable Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!" He waved his cane around in the air, trying to distract the bored DJ while also trying to push a specific button on her soundboard. Princess laughed.
But Trudy Tude wasn't one to be easily fooled.
"Buddy," she said, brushing his cane aside. "I don't work with side-kicks.' She covered her mic, trying to keep Shark from getting a word in edgewise.
"I kick no one's sides," Shark said regally. "Unless it's that annoying brat Tiny Tim!" He jabbed his cane toward the board again, but just missed the button.
"This piece of the plan was proving to be harder than Shark had expected"
"It couldn't be that hard" princess says.
"But it was" wolf said.
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THE BAD GUYS: a very bad holiday
ПриключенияIt's Christmas and we all know that means ... time for the heist of the year! They may be Bad Guys, but they are working on a plan to get all the goods this season Get ready for A Very Bad Holiday special in this new novelization. As the bad guys te...
