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Angel *to Montgomery* : Captain has no idea I'm high.

Montgomery: You're high?

Angel: Oh, sorry.

Angel *turns to Castle* : Captain has no idea I'm high.


Ryan *looking in the bathroom mirror* Hey Angel...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...you're my boo...you're my boo and I'm-and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

Esposito *appearing behind Ryan*: You know what's weird?

Ryan *high pitched scream*

Esposito: I don't find this weird anymore.

Ryan: What's your problem Javi?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

Esposito:

Ryan:

Ryan: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Ange-

Esposito: WE KNOW!


Montgomery: Strauss is looking at us. Act natural.

Angel: Murder, murder.

Ryan: Crime, crime.

Castle: Precinct, precinct.


Sorenson: Well, what happens if he sees you without your makeup on?

Angel: I'm not wearing makeup right now.

Sorenson: Holy crap, you're beautiful!


Esposito: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Angel: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!


Esposito: You don't have a hairdryer in your desk?

Beckett: Have you ever met a human before?

Esposito: *on the phone with Angel*Angel, do you have a hairdryer in your desk?

Angel: Of course, I'm not an animal.


Jenny: Please? For me?

Luke: Don't do that.

Jenny: Do what?

Luke: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Jenny:

Luke:

Jenny: Please? For me?

Luke: Fine.


*Ryan trying to convince Montgomery that he and Angel aren't dating*

Montgomery: What's she like?

Ryan: She's, Uh, not dramatic.

Montgomery: Not 'dramatic'?

Ryan: She's got no curls.

Montgomery: No curls?

Ryan: Yeah. Really ugly blue eyes. Small beady eyes.

Montgomery: Okay. Then what's her name?

Ryan: Her name is, Uh, Yolanda Winston.

Montgomery: *sceptically* Yolanda Winston....

Ryan: *awkwardly* ...Yup.

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