Cream + Killermare Oneshots and Stuff :)

⭐Ask or Dare 2⭐

All requested by @helpme1m

Dare for Killer: bake a cake all by yourself.

Killer: alright, there goes nothing.

~timeskip cuz Cross is rough and hard~

Killer: alr it doesn't look that bad to be honest....

The cake:

(Looks so yummy 😍😍😍)

Dare for H€nta¡ Octopu- I MEAN!! Nightmare: eat Killer's cake.

Nightmare: *casually approaches Killer*

Me: the real cake not his a$$ 😩

Nightmare: ok *eats a slice of the 😍😍 cake*

Killer: how does it taste boss-?

Nightmare: ...........good. (he loves bitter food/drinks)

Horror: can I eat the rest of the cake boss?

Nightmare: no, I'm planning to give it to someone who deserves it.

Also Nightmare: *cutely forces Cross to eat the whole cake*

Question (ask) for Nightmare: how does the cake taste compared to Killer's a$$?

Nightmare: the bitterness was great, but nothing is comparable to Killer's delicious a$$. 6/10.

Question (ask) for Cross: was it you who took Dream's virginity?

Cross: *tries not to throw up from the cake* well no, but actually yeah

???

Cross: Dream had a baby with Ink in the past, but it was created by Ink's magical paint. And luckily Dream and Ink broke up cuz of Error, so yes, I'm the one who took Dream's virginity.

Also Cross:........*cutely throws up due to the cake*

Dare for Dream: wear a cow costume for a whole week.

Dream: okay! *Puts a cow costume on*

Nightmare: hey Dream, how about you go and show it to Cross? I heard he LOVES cows~.....

Dream: okay brother!

Hope you enjoyed it! (And sry that it's kinda cringy)