Homuncu-lols

Theme Park part 1

"The next thing on my list of being a good dad is having a family day out, so I went online and bought us all tickets to go to Megaland theme park!" Announced father
"When did we get a computer?" questioned lust
"Since your face" he replied "anyway since the park is a hella long way away and we don't have a car, Envy will have to transform into one!"
"Oh hell no!" yelled envy
"Tough titties young lizard, you will do as I say or you're grounded!" scolded father.
Outside they all got into a large black family car. "eww you guys are inside me, now I know how that cat bus must feel" complained envy's voice from the radio
"Silence and drive you palmtree! I wish to experience how humans have fun" said pride

*The envycar drives to the theme park*

"Ok we're all out, you can change back now" said greed "It's great that we don't have to pay for parking!"
Envy made sure nobody was looking before changing back to normal.
They were about to enter the park when they were stopped by a security guard. "tickets please" he asked
"Of course, who's got the tickets?" asked father
"Gluttony had them" mumbled sloth
"Oh... was I not supposed to eat them?" Added gluttony
"OH MY SATAN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT" Screamed envy
"You seem very angry, are you ENVIOUS of WRATH?" taunted greed
"Mm yes most defiantly" mumbled wrath
"I am not... envious... of that old man!"
"I must ask you to please leave" ordered the security guard

"Crap now what are we gonna do?" complained greed
"Simple!" said father "we will sneak in! lust, you distract the guard and we'll sneak in!"
Lust approached one of the guards
"Can I help you young lady?" he asked
"Oh you can help me alright" lust said in a seductive tone
"Ok then what do you want?"
"I want you big boy"
As lust flirted with the guard, the others snuck through the gates
"Well, since you're such helpful man, couldn't you let me in for free? I seem to have lost my tickets" lust pouted
"Fine but don't tell anyone" the guard stepped to the side letting her through. She met up with the others inside the park
"Ok mission accomplished! what next?
"Let's eat some human food!" smiled gluttony
"I agree, I wish to consume some of that pink fluffy substance" pride pointed to a stall selling candy floss (that's Cotton candy to y'all americans!)
"Very well then" Father bought them all a cone of candy floss
"ERMIGURD DIS IS DA MOST D-DELICIOUS THING E-EVER!!!!" Stuttered pride after nomming some of his candy floss
"Uh, what's going on wrath?" asked father
"The little brat is on a sugar rush... this is why we didn't let him eat sugar"
"S-SUGAR... S-SHADOWS... NOM NOM NOM" blurted pride as he ate noisily
"Pride, please feast a bit more quietly" asked wrath
"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!" Pride screamed an ran away
"He's a bit of a problem child eh?" exclaimed the guy working at the candy floss stall
"You have no idea... anyway we'd better go catch him" sighed father
The homunculi searched far and wide for the brat- uh, I mean pride, eventually they found him screaming at a roller coaster operator
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THE SPINAL FRONTIER!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
"P-please calm down kid, i'll get fired if I let you ride without a guardian" the operator said
"PRIDE YOU LITTLE SH!T WHY DID YOU RUN OFF!" yelled envy
"Oooh lookie it's my 'guardian' I can ride now?" giggled pride
"I don't see why not."
Before envy could say anything, pride had dragged him and the others onto one of the ride cars and the safety bars locked them in place.
"WAIT STOP I DON'T LIKE ROLLER COASTERS!" yelled envy
Unfortunately it was too late and the car started moving. It stopped for a moment at the top of the big drop
"NONONONO IM GETTING OFF" envy tried wriggling out of the safety bars only to get stuck in an awkward position "NOO IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE LIKE THIS!"
the ride zoomed down the drop and they all screamed (yes even wrath)
*please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop* came the voice of the announcer. Envy threw up on sloth
"Eew what a pain" sloth grumbled