Sloth emerged from the theme park toilets, cleansed of the sick.
"What now?" he asked lazily. They all looked around the park for another (less dangerous) activity
"THAT THING!" greed yelled, pointing at a prize stand "I must win a bear!!!!"
They approached the stall guy. "roll up folk it's very simple, all yous gotta do is get one of these balls into one of them there hoops and ya win a bear!" he announced
"How much for the balls?" asked father
"100 cens for 5, a bargain really" he replied
"Ok 5 balls then" Father Handed over the money and the stall guy gave them the balls.
"I will go first!" said greed smugly. He then proceeded to violently throw the ball at the hoop. Unfortunately it bounced off the hoop and hit pride in the face, making him more irritable than he already was due to the overdose of sugar. "G-GREED Y-YOU WORTHLESS W-WASTE OF AIR!" he stuttered, shaking violently "I W-WILL W-WIN TEH BEAR!" Pride threw the ball with all the strength and rage of a primary school kid. The ball hit the top and defiantly should have gone through but it just fell off the top.
"Wait a minute" started wrath "Is this booth rigged by any chance good sir?" he asked the stall guy
"Of course not, that would be totally immoral!" he replied suspiciously.
Lust skewered a ball on her finger and extended it to the basket where she attempted to drop it through. Just as they suspected, the ball get stuck in the hoop; it was too big to go through- a scam! >:0
Unsurprisingly, envy went batsh*t off the handle and grabbed the stall guy
"DA HELL? WHY YOU DO THIS?" he screamed in the guy's face
"Okay okay! if you let me go and don't tell anyone about this, you can have all the bears you want!" yelled the guy
"Sounds good to meh!" greed exclaimed cheerfully as he collected up all the bears "lets go my possessions!" he said to his siblings
A/N
Heh heh sorry this chapter isn't very long, i have a ickle bit of writers block X(. Thanks to all y'all who've commented and stuff it makes me happy :3. But also makes me nervous that I'll let you down in future chapters with my terrible writing skills... I need a towel...
Thanks 4 reading any suggestions are always welcome :D
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FanfictionSo what do the humonculi do when they're not fighting? WELL LET US FIND OUT!!! This is kind of a crack fic so I hope u liek :3 This is probably in a parallel universe cause they are all alive and greed is still on the evil side Fullmetal alchemist b...
